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Judge Doodles Over Hilarious Attempt to Stop West Virginia National Guard from Visiting DC’s Exciting Tourist Traps
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Judge Doodles Over Hilarious Attempt to Stop West Virginia National Guard from Visiting DC’s Exciting Tourist Traps

Big ElephantNovember 10, 2025November 10, 2025

Another day, another frivolous lawsuit from the radical Left! West Virginia’s National Guard is bravely assisting President Trump in securing…

Freddie Mercury’s ‘Mr Bad Guy’ Gets 40th-Anniversary Makeover: Prepare for Peak Camp in December
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Freddie Mercury’s ‘Mr Bad Guy’ Gets 40th-Anniversary Makeover: Prepare for Peak Camp in December

Chord F. DiscordNovember 10, 2025November 10, 2025

OMG! 😱 Another reissue? Seriously? 🙄 It’s only the 40th anniversary of Freddie Mercury’s “Mr. Bad Guy”! Like, we haven’t…

“K-Pop Demon Hunters 2: Electric Boogaloo – Prepare for More Cringey Slayage”
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“K-Pop Demon Hunters 2: Electric Boogaloo – Prepare for More Cringey Slayage”

FinnNovember 6, 2025November 6, 2025

OMG! 😱 You guys are NOT gonna believe this! Netflix and Sony, bless their clueless little hearts, FINALLY decided to…

The Original Black Party Battle of the Fur Edition 2025: Prepare for Pelt Pandemonium
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The Original Black Party Battle of the Fur Edition 2025: Prepare for Pelt Pandemonium

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 2, 2025

**Oh honey, The Original Black Party 2024 at Preva Nightclub in Redford, MI? 🙄 Prepare for a night of “unforgettable”…

Billy Sheehan Defends David Lee Roth’s Vocals: ‘He’s Still My Hero’ – Maybe Billy Needs a Hearing Aid
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Billy Sheehan Defends David Lee Roth’s Vocals: ‘He’s Still My Hero’ – Maybe Billy Needs a Hearing Aid

Chord F. DiscordOctober 31, 2025October 31, 2025

During an October 28 appearance on SiriusXM’s “Trunk Nation With Eddie Trunk”, legendary bassist Billy Sheehan, who apparently peaked in…

Stranger Things 5 Trailer Drops: Prepare for More Overpriced Nostalgia and Demogorgon BS
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Stranger Things 5 Trailer Drops: Prepare for More Overpriced Nostalgia and Demogorgon BS

FinnOctober 30, 2025October 30, 2025

Oh. My. God. 🙄 Are they STILL dragging this out? Stranger Things Season 5 is FINALLY dropping, promising the EPIC…

Wildcat: Watch Kate Beckinsale try not to meow her way through this action-thriller trailer
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Wildcat: Watch Kate Beckinsale try not to meow her way through this action-thriller trailer

FinnOctober 29, 2025October 29, 2025

Okay, so James Nunn (who apparently peaked with “One Shot” 🙄) is directing this cinematic masterpiece. And get this cast:…

Black Lace Doc Trailer: Still Pushing Pineapples or Just Selling Nostalgia One Fruit at a Time
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Black Lace Doc Trailer: Still Pushing Pineapples or Just Selling Nostalgia One Fruit at a Time

FinnOctober 27, 2025October 27, 2025

Tull Stories and Labor of Love Films (lol, the irony) are inflicting upon the world Still Pushing Pineapples, a “moving…

OMG! They Detained Hamdi? Was He Too Good at Commentating or Something
Elephant Reads CNN

OMG! They Detained Hamdi? Was He Too Good at Commentating or Something

Big ElephantOctober 27, 2025October 26, 2025

Another victory for President Trump in the ongoing war against the radical Left! This so-called “journalist,” Sami Hamdi, probably a…

“We’re totally owning the libs with this record-breaking shutdown”: Frank Luntz, professional nose-picker, unveils groundbreaking voter insights
Elephant Reads CNN

“We’re totally owning the libs with this record-breaking shutdown”: Frank Luntz, professional nose-picker, unveils groundbreaking voter insights

Big ElephantOctober 23, 2025October 23, 2025

Oh, no! Not another shutdown? Frank Luntz, the so-called “pollster,” is whining about it on CNN. I bet he’s in…

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