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The Oscars Finally Realize People Only Watch for the Fashion Fails and Will Now Stream on YouTube
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The Oscars Finally Realize People Only Watch for the Fashion Fails and Will Now Stream on YouTube

FinnDecember 17, 2025December 17, 2025

In a move that shocked absolutely no one who has been paying attention to the slow-motion train wreck that is…

James Cameron Is Working on a New Terminator (Please Hold Your Time-Traveling Horses)
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James Cameron Is Working on a New Terminator (Please Hold Your Time-Traveling Horses)

FinnDecember 17, 2025December 17, 2025

Move Over, Arnie: James Cameron Announces New Terminator Movie Without the One Thing That Made Terminator Good — Arnie 🤖💥…

Rian Johnson’s Brain Has Unleashed More Whodunit Shenanigans—Knives Out 4 May Actually Solve the Mystery of How He Keeps Getting Greenlights
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Rian Johnson’s Brain Has Unleashed More Whodunit Shenanigans—Knives Out 4 May Actually Solve the Mystery of How He Keeps Getting Greenlights

FinnDecember 16, 2025December 16, 2025

BREAKING: Rian Johnson Has “Ideas” For Fourth Knives Out Movie, Which Is Apparently Something We All Needed To Know Today…

The Greatest Show on Earth Revel Saturdays – Because Reality Wasn’t Circus Enough
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The Greatest Show on Earth Revel Saturdays – Because Reality Wasn’t Circus Enough

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 15, 2025

Attention, party people! Revel Saturdays has graciously descended upon Atlanta with its dazzling lights, loud music, and questionable fashion choices.…

Reggae on the Roof: Atlanta’s #1 Caribbean Saturday Night Party Where Your Car Is Your VIP Lounge
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Reggae on the Roof: Atlanta’s #1 Caribbean Saturday Night Party Where Your Car Is Your VIP Lounge

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 15, 2025

REGGAE ON THE ROOF! Dance like nobody’s watching (but everyone is, and judging) to reggae & dancehall classics. Every Saturday…

The Guardsmen Tree Lot Party – Because Even Trees Need Military Precision
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The Guardsmen Tree Lot Party – Because Even Trees Need Military Precision

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 13, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: SF’s Elite Will Dance for Orphans (and Free Booze) 🍸🎄 📅 Dec 5, 8pm–1:30am @ Fort Mason’s Festival…

New Christmas Movies to Watch in 2025 (Because Netflix Finally Ran Out of Reality Shows)
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New Christmas Movies to Watch in 2025 (Because Netflix Finally Ran Out of Reality Shows)

FinnDecember 12, 2025December 12, 2025

‘Tis the season for brand new Christmas movies, because apparently, we haven’t suffered enough yet. 🎄 As we plunge headfirst…

Why Mortgage Rates Today Are More Unpredictable Than Your Ex’s Mood Swings
Rate Cuts! Mortgage Rates! The Fed Just Fed Us Another Plate of Leftist Propaganda!
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Why Mortgage Rates Today Are More Unpredictable Than Your Ex’s Mood Swings

Big ElephantDecember 11, 2025December 11, 2025

Well, well, well, if it isn’t the Fed trying to make us all feel better about the economy they’ve been…

Protesters crash DHS Secretary Noem’s testimony like she was hosting a family reunion they weren’t invited to
Sherrone Moore: The Wokest Coach in Football Gets Fired for Not Being Progressive Enough
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Protesters crash DHS Secretary Noem’s testimony like she was hosting a family reunion they weren’t invited to

Big ElephantDecember 11, 2025December 11, 2025

In a stunning turn of events that has everyone in the locker room scratching their heads, University of Michigan’s head…

Families of Static-X’s Wayne Static and Wife Tera Wray ‘Vehemently Protest’ Unauthorized Documentary Shenanigans
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Families of Static-X’s Wayne Static and Wife Tera Wray ‘Vehemently Protest’ Unauthorized Documentary Shenanigans

Chord F. DiscordDecember 10, 2025December 10, 2025

In a shocking turn of events that absolutely nobody saw coming (except, you know, everyone with internet access), the families…

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