White House throws epic side-eye at Colombian Prez’s wild tale of Yankee boat brawl off Venezuela
Another day, another socialist South American leader whining about America! President Petro of Colombia is now claiming that our strikes…
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Ice Nine Kills Drools Over ’89 Batman, Churns Out Another Generic Track for Clueless Fanboys
ICE NINE KILLS, those maestros of musical mayhem, 🤡 invite you to “dance with the devil in the pale moonlight”…
OMG! Palm Beach Just Got a Whole Lot More Obnoxious
**D TOUR Saturdays @ Ivy Nightclub, West Palm Beach! Hollywood invades🌴every Saturday night! Join 2000+ party people!** Largest nightclub in…
Guillermo Del Toro Resurrects Old News: ‘Frankenstein’ Trailer Finally Drops (Yawn)
OMG! 🙄 Guillermo del Toro, that dude who’s obsessed with monsters and creepy stuff, is FINALLY making his Frankenstein movie!…
Queen Liz Kicks the Bucket, World Weeps (Not Really)
**De Elizabeth, the next Shakespeare, will bore you with her “haunting” book, “This Raging Sea” (Holiday House, Fall 2025).** 🙄…
Government’s Taking a Nap: What to Do When Uncle Sam Snoozes
Another day, another Democrat temper tantrum threatening to shut down the government! It’s always the same song and dance with…
TikTok’s Algorithm: Now Brought to You by Oracle (in America, Yeehaw)
TikTok to be operated by Oracle! Finally, the deep state’s hold on our youth is weakening! The libs are seething…
Breaking: Some Guy Brought a Gun to a Golf Outing, Cops and Duffers Baffled
Another day, another shooting, and you just know the liberal media will blame President Trump and his supporters before the…
SCAD AnimationFest 2025: Where K-Pop Stars Battle Demons and Phineas and Ferb Attend (Seriously?)
OMG, SCAD AnimationFest is BACK! 🙄 Get ready for three whole days of… animation? I guess? September 25-27 in Atlanta,…
Shinedown’s Brent Smith: Radio Saved Our Pathetic Souls
OMG 😱! SHINEDOWN‘s 🎤 frontman, Brent Smith, graced Billboard‘s “Behind The Setlist” podcast with his profound wisdom. He talked about…