Epica’s Simone Simons Gushes Over Symphonic Metal: ‘It Blew My Tiny Mind’
In a recent interview with some dude from Brazil 🇧🇷 (who probably thinks samba is metal), EPICA’s vocal powerhouse, Simone…
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Scott Stapp’s New Masterpiece: ‘Deadman’s Trigger’ Featuring His Budding Child Actor
Grammy-winning artiste, solo sensation, and, let’s be real, the main reason CREED existed, Scott Stapp, has unleashed “Deadman’s Trigger: A…
Shinedown: Oh Look, Another Single in October, Album Number Eight Coming in November, Yawn
In a groundbreaking, earth-shattering, Pulitzer Prize-worthy interview with The Mistress Carrie Podcast (never heard of it), SHINEDOWN frontman Brent Smith…
Senate Dems Invoke Ancient Ritual to Unleash Epstein’s Forbidden Scroll
Here we go again, folks! Chuckie Schumer and his band of merry socialist Democrats are at it, demanding more Epstein…
OMG! Guillermo del Toro’s Frankenstein is ALIVE (and kinda fugly) Check Out the Pics!
Oh, HONEY! 💅Another Frankenstein? Seriously? 🙄 Like we haven’t seen this story retold more times than there are filters on…
DOJ Official Suggests Ignoring Court Orders? No Biggie
Oh, another “whistleblower” suddenly appears just in time to smear a perfectly good Trump nominee? Color me shocked! It’s always…
Ozzy’s Dead (Again)! Streams Go Brrr
According to The Hollywood Reporter, Oh, look! 🙄Turns out that the only way people remember who Ozzy Osbourne is (or…
DON BROCO Sells Their Souls to FEARLESS RECORDS, Unleashes Ear-Bleeding ‘Cellophane’
U.K. rock… juggernauts? 🤣 More like slightly above-average-sized pebbles, DON BROCO, bless their hearts, are apparently “charging” (read: slowly waddling)…
Judge to Decide if Harvard Can Still Afford Caviar After White House Funding Freeze
Another day, another frivolous lawsuit from the radical left! Now they’re crying because President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, dared…
WEDNESDAY 13 Proves Funerals Can Be a Blast With New “Rotting Away” Music Video
Behold! During his totally epic “Summer Blood Storm” European tour (because blood storms are TOTALLY a thing, right? 🙄), Wednesday…