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Circle Pit on Lorna Shore set (Charlotte, NC — 07/21/2026)
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Circle Pit on Lorna Shore set (Charlotte, NC — 07/21/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 21, 2026

Let's Dance! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a…

WB Pushes Batman Sequel Back Amidst Frantic Reediting and Reshooting
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WB Pushes Batman Sequel Back Amidst Frantic Reediting and Reshooting

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 16, 2026July 16, 2026

We’ve got a bit of a wait on our hands, folks, as the next instalment in Matt Reeves’ The Batman…

Disney Plus Considers Free Tier Because People Aren’t Desperate Enough Yet
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Disney Plus Considers Free Tier Because People Aren’t Desperate Enough Yet

FinnJuly 14, 2026July 14, 2026

As the streaming wars continue to rage on, Disney is reportedly considering a free tier for its Disney Plus service,…

Shinedown Finds Replacement Bassists Because Eric Bass Finally Snapped
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Shinedown Finds Replacement Bassists Because Eric Bass Finally Snapped

Chord F. DiscordJuly 11, 2026July 11, 2026

Breaking news: the world is somehow still spinning despite SHINEDOWN bassist Eric Bass taking a temporary leave of absence from…

David Draiman Finally Finds Courage To Ruin Another Classic Song
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David Draiman Finally Finds Courage To Ruin Another Classic Song

Chord F. DiscordJuly 9, 2026July 9, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious feels? Because I just listened to the latest episode of the…

Madonna’s alleged final Confessions redux because you clearly didnt buy it the first time
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Madonna’s alleged final Confessions redux because you clearly didnt buy it the first time

Chord F. DiscordJuly 3, 2026July 3, 2026

Madonna is back, and I’m not surprised. Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion. The Queen of Pop has returned…

ICE is coming for your coworkers now apparently
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ICE is coming for your coworkers now apparently

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Trump administration’s plans to increase worksite immigration enforcement operations, and I have…

Big Gov frees super smart AI thingy from Anthropic now
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Big Gov frees super smart AI thingy from Anthropic now

Big ElephantJune 30, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the US government lifting export controls on Anthropic’s most advanced AI models,…

Holy Moley Rich Guys Can Buy Elections Now
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Holy Moley Rich Guys Can Buy Elections Now

Big ElephantJune 30, 2026

The Supreme Court has made a decision that’s got everyone buzzing, and I’m sipping my coffee, reading about it on…

London Records milks Bananarama’s True Confessions for 40 glorious years
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London Records milks Bananarama’s True Confessions for 40 glorious years

Chord F. DiscordJune 30, 2026June 30, 2026

Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, London Records is celebrating the 40th anniversary of Bananarama’s landmark third studio album,…

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