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Oh joy, another Moroder anthology to milk the disco cow again
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Oh joy, another Moroder anthology to milk the disco cow again

Chord F. DiscordAugust 12, 2026August 12, 2026

Well, well, well, what do we have here? Another deluxe edition, because apparently retirement is just a suggestion. Giorgio Moroder,…

Publishers desperate for visibilityfuel game discovery frenzy
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Publishers desperate for visibilityfuel game discovery frenzy

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 10, 2026August 10, 2026

The world of digital entertainment is a sprawling, ever-expanding landscape, with new titles and experiences sprouting up left and right.…

William Orbit finally ends his farewell tour at 69
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William Orbit finally ends his farewell tour at 69

Chord F. DiscordAugust 7, 2026August 7, 2026

And so, another music legend has left the building, leaving behind a legacy that will undoubtedly be repackaged and resold…

CORSAIR buys Trak Racer to boost overpriced gaming peripherals empire
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CORSAIR buys Trak Racer to boost overpriced gaming peripherals empire

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 5, 2026August 5, 2026

In a move that’s about as surprising as a new Assassin’s Creed game being announced, CORSAIR has acquired Trak Racer,…

Disney hands over beloved characters to TikTok chaos merchants
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Disney hands over beloved characters to TikTok chaos merchants

Big ElephantAugust 5, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – Disney is teaming up with TikTok to let creators make…

Tide yourself over with these shooters while Ready or Not 2 languishes
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Tide yourself over with these shooters while Ready or Not 2 languishes

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 3, 2026August 3, 2026

Get ready for a tactical treat, folks, because the Ready or Not brand is on fire in 2026. While moviegoers…

Because You Clearly Need More TV Shows to Binge Forever
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Because You Clearly Need More TV Shows to Binge Forever

FinnAugust 3, 2026August 3, 2026

It’s that time of the week again, folks, where we dive headfirst into the latest TV shows and streaming series…

Lindsey Graham’s Senate seat sparks chaos in South Carolina
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Lindsey Graham’s Senate seat sparks chaos in South Carolina

Big ElephantAugust 1, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, President Trump has thrown his support behind Darline Graham, the…

Technology Finally Notices Forgotten Dead People Too
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Technology Finally Notices Forgotten Dead People Too

Big ElephantJuly 25, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The story of “Chelsea Jane Doe” is finally closed after 26…

AVENGED SEVENFOLD drops new EP because you clearly didnt have enough mediocre metal in your life
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AVENGED SEVENFOLD drops new EP because you clearly didnt have enough mediocre metal in your life

Chord F. DiscordJuly 24, 2026July 24, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some unexpected news? 😱 AVENGED SEVENFOLD just surprise dropped a new EP called…

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