Voter Fraud Investigation Surges Because Clearly Nothing Else Matters
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Department of Homeland Security is planning a surge in its…
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Trump Wins Right To Make Voting Slightly More Annoying
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest Supreme Court decision, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading…
Trump’s Wall Builds Barrier to Justice, Not Drugs Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Department of Homeland Security’s decision to pull additional federal agents…
ICE Agent Totally Not Overreacts With Gun
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A woman in Northern Virginia got into a confrontation with Immigration…
ICE Drops $20 Million on Shocking Fashion Statement Gloves
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) agents may soon be equipped with…
Florida Vacation Ends in Fatal ICE Mishap for Mexican Tourist
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this tragic story from Florida, where a Mexican man, Juan Jairo Coronilla…
Green Cards Now Require Secret Talent for Starving Successfully
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration is at it again, trying to make it…
Feds’ Story Gets Rewritten By Actual Footage Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Here’s the story of Gabriel Hurtado-Cariaco, a Venezuelan delivery driver who…
Houston Authorities Confirm Immigration Agent Totally Not Overreacted Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A US Immigration and Customs Enforcement officer shot and killed a…
Government Efficiently Shares Secrets While Trying To Kick People Out
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this lawsuit against the Trump administration, and folks, it’s a doozy. Apparently, the…