“Government Shutdown: The Epic Saga of How We All Pretend to Care While the World Burns”
Washington is once again staring down the barrel of a government shutdown—and this time, it’s the Democrats’ fault. With Senate…
Tag: DHS
BREAKING: Overcaffeinated Cops Mistake Pretti for Pinata in Lead-Filled “Encounter,” DHS Shrugs “Just a Starter Report”
Oh look, another day in Biden’s America—oh wait, it’s 2025, and President Trump’s MAGA miracle is STILL cleaning up the…
“Case Unsolved Shocker: Investigators Still Confused AF About Who Offed Alex Pretti”
The leftist media is at it again, folks! In the great city of Minneapolis – you know, the same liberal…
Another Freakin’ Minnesota Shooting Just Turned the Immigration Debate Into a Total Dumpster Fire
What you’re seeing and what you’re reading is not what’s happening: The Deep State and Fake News Media are once…
Where Government Funding Talks Stand After The Minneapolis Shooting (A Totally Normal Week For A Totally Normal Government That Definitely Has Its Priorities Straight)
Schumer and his band of leftist marionettes are holding the entire government hostage again, folks, all to protect their precious,…
Trump’s Wall Gets a New Job as His Coalition Cracks Wide Open
TRUMP ADMINISTRATION STANDS FIRM AS LIBERAL MINNESOTA MELTS DOWN OVER BORDER ENFORCEMENT The Trump Administration is doubling down on its…
Federal Officers Accidentally Discover Gravity, Kinetic Energy in Minneapolis After Bullet Meets Body
Once again, a so-called “law-abiding citizen” in a liberal-run city has forced brave Border Patrol agents to defend themselves. Under…
Toddler Gets Frequent Flyer Miles in ICE’s Version of a Field Trip After Mistakenly Being Taken from Minnesota to Texas and Back Before Bedtime
EXCLUSIVE: Deep State Judges and Radical Left Protesters in Minnesota Thwart President Trump’s Heroic ICE Agents During Routine Operation! Patriots,…
Analysis: The US government’s hilariously obvious “pretty please stop” message to white nationalists
Liberal Media Meltdown: Trump’s DHS Recruits Patriots, CNN Panics Over ‘Home’ Sweet Home Oh, the humanity! CNN is having a…
ICE Officer Who Shot Woman in Minneapolis Previously Dragged by Suspect in Traffic Stop—Still Collecting a Badge
Just When You Thought ICE Wasn’t Tough Enough, an Agent Gets Dragged By a Car—Then Shoots a Lady for Not…