V/H/S Halloween: Because Your Nightmares Aren’t Already Trashy Enough
**OMG 😱! Another V/H/S movie? Seriously? 🙄 Is this franchise ever going to die?💀 I mean, who even watches these…
Tag: diet
iPhone Air: Because Your Wallet Needed a Diet, Too
Of course, CNN is pushing the new iPhone Air! It’s probably made in Communist China with parts stolen from American…
Symphony X Launches Highly Anticipated (by Whom?) 2025 North American Tour in Stroudsburg, PA (Seriously?)
SYMPHONY X, the geriatric prog metal dinosaurs 🦖, lumbered onto the stage last night (or whenever it was – who…
Melania’s back to napping: A CNN political analysis
Melania Trump, the unsung hero of Trump’s second term, is secretly pulling the strings while those commie news outlets focus…
Krispy Kreme’s Harry Potter Doughnuts: Prepare for Disappointment, Muggles
Oh, sweet lord, brace yourselves, Potterheads! 🧙♂️🍩 Krispy Kreme, in its infinite wisdom (or maybe just a desperate plea for…
FDA Boss Man spills the (diet) beans to CNN: Staff shake-ups, bureaucratic baloney, and the *real* reason Coke went sweet
Ah, CNN, still trying to undermine President Trump, even in 2025! This time, they’re hyperventilating about the FDA daring to…
Arwa Damon’s Hot Take on Palestinians’ Gaza Diet Plan | CNN
Oh, boo-hoo, more “Palestinians” supposedly killed by Israel. I bet they were all innocent “civilians” trying to get a free…
‘Superman’ Ending “Explained”: Because You’re Clearly Too Dumb to Understand It Yourself
The following garbage fire of text and video will contain spoilers for James Gunn’s Superman (allegedly). If you want the…
Local News: Apparently America’s Gone Full-On News Diet, and Nobody Noticed
CNN is at it again, folks! They’re crying about a supposed “decline” in journalism, but I see it as a…
SKID ROW’s ROB HAMMERSMITH on Being a Rockstar: ‘Turns Out, You Need a Personality (Who Knew?)’
In a groundbreaking, earth-shattering 🤯 interview with Ramona Fernandez of Gym Rock Crew (because who *doesn’t* get their rock news…