Oh, JOY! Another zombie flick! 🙄 Because we *totally* haven’t seen enough of those already. Apparently, some catastrophic military oopsie-daisy 💥 has turned the dearly departed into… well, the *undearly* departed! But don’t worry, folks! The military, in their infinite wisdom (or maybe just colossal denial), insists these brain-munching monstrosities 🧠 are “harmless and slow-moving.” Yeah, right. Just like that diet you started last January.
Anyway, Daisy Ridley (aka Rey from Star Wars – you know, the one with the questionable lineage 🤔) decides to go all “heroic” and ventures into a quarantine zone to find her missing hubby. Surprise, surprise! Turns out the zombies aren’t exactly sipping tea and playing bingo. They’re evolving, becoming more violent, and generally just ruining everyone’s day. So original! 💯
Directed by some dude named Zak Hilditch – never heard of him 🤷 – this cinematic masterpiece (I use the term loosely) stars Daisy Ridley (because, you know, Star Wars cred), Brenton Thwaites (whoever THAT is 🤨), Mark Coles Smith (probably a lovely person), and Matt Whelan (another name I’ll forget in 5 seconds).
Vertical, bless their cotton socks, will be unleashing this zombie extravaganza upon unsuspecting US cinemas on January 2nd, 2026. So mark your calendars, folks! Or, you know, just re-watch “Shaun of the Dead” for the 100th time. Your call. 🤷♀️
Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
