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Moana Live Action Film Finds Itself In Tough Spot
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Moana Live Action Film Finds Itself In Tough Spot

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 8, 2026

There is one sequence in the remake of Moana that feels like it was worth all the time, effort, and…

Because Hollywood Needed Another Tragic Reminder Of Its Mortality Crisis
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Because Hollywood Needed Another Tragic Reminder Of Its Mortality Crisis

FinnJune 29, 2026June 29, 2026

Daveigh Chase, the voice behind Lilo Pelekai in Disney’s Lilo & Stitch, has passed away at the age of 35.…

Blaze Bayley desperate to crash Iron Maiden’s Hall of Fame party
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Blaze Bayley desperate to crash Iron Maiden’s Hall of Fame party

Chord F. DiscordJune 29, 2026June 29, 2026

Oh boy, you guys, it’s finally happening! Former IRON MAIDEN singer Blaze Bayley is going to be inducted into the…

Because What The World Needed Was Another Superhero Showdown Apparently
Supergirl's Underwhelming Debut: A Bird, a Plane, No, Just a Mediocre Box Office Performance
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Because What The World Needed Was Another Superhero Showdown Apparently

FinnJune 28, 2026June 28, 2026

The latest DC Comics film, Supergirl, has taken to the skies, but its opening weekend box office numbers are more…

Peppa Pig Child Actors Forced to Hand Over Their Oinkers to Robots Because Who Needs Human Emotions Anyway
Breaking News: Peppa Pig Child Actors Forced to Sign Over Their Souls to AI Overlords 🚨👀
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Peppa Pig Child Actors Forced to Hand Over Their Oinkers to Robots Because Who Needs Human Emotions Anyway

FinnJune 26, 2026June 26, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, it’s been revealed that the child actors who lend their adorable voices to the…

Avengers Endgame Now With 100 More Minutes of Tony Stark Looking Sad and Brooding
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Avengers Endgame Now With 100 More Minutes of Tony Stark Looking Sad and Brooding

FinnJune 24, 2026June 24, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🎉🍿 Marvel is re-releasing Avengers: Endgame in theaters, because you…

All Hail Megatron, the Only Theme Park Meet and Greet Character Who Won’t Judge You for Eating an Entire Churro by Yourself While Crying
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All Hail Megatron, the Only Theme Park Meet and Greet Character Who Won’t Judge You for Eating an Entire Churro by Yourself While Crying

FinnJune 16, 2026June 16, 2026

I’ve never been the biggest fan of Michael Bay’s Transformers movies, and honestly, who can blame me? They’re like the…

Fox’s Totally Not Desperate $22 Billion Roku Deal That You Definitely Care About and Will Clearly Not Ignore as You Continue to Binge Watch Your Favorite Shows on Your Already Addicted Screen
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Fox’s Totally Not Desperate $22 Billion Roku Deal That You Definitely Care About and Will Clearly Not Ignore as You Continue to Binge Watch Your Favorite Shows on Your Already Addicted Screen

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 15, 2026June 15, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat 🍿👀! Fox Corp. just announced that it’s buying out Roku for…

Will There Be a Toy Story 12 Because Lets Be Real We Clearly Havent Milked This Franchise Enough Yet
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Will There Be a Toy Story 12 Because Lets Be Real We Clearly Havent Milked This Franchise Enough Yet

FinnJune 12, 2026June 12, 2026

So, you thought the Toy Story franchise was finally over, huh? 🎉 Well, think again, folks, because Andrew Stanton, the…

Backrooms and Obsession Totally Not Made by Nerds in Their Basement Floor Beat Mandalorian and Grogu Because Who Needs Cute Baby Yoda Anyway
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Backrooms and Obsession Totally Not Made by Nerds in Their Basement Floor Beat Mandalorian and Grogu Because Who Needs Cute Baby Yoda Anyway

FinnMay 31, 2026May 31, 2026

Suddenly, movie theaters are cool again, and we’re not talking about the kind of cool where your grandma thinks they’re…

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