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Tag: Disney

Muppets Reboot Shelved Because Obvious Cash Grab Not Working This Time
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Muppets Reboot Shelved Because Obvious Cash Grab Not Working This Time

FinnSeptember 10, 2026September 10, 2026

The Muppets are once again being left in the lurch by Disney, as it’s been announced that there are no…

Star Wars Gets IMAX Re Release Because Nostalgia Is a Cash Cow
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Star Wars Gets IMAX Re Release Because Nostalgia Is a Cash Cow

FinnSeptember 8, 2026September 8, 2026

Star Wars is returning to theaters, because of course it is. The 1977 sci-fi classic will be shown in IMAX…

Dlala Studios Murals Bring Brief Respite From Microtransactions At Gamescom 2026
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Dlala Studios Murals Bring Brief Respite From Microtransactions At Gamescom 2026

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 6, 2026September 6, 2026

I had the pleasure of meeting Dlala Studios CEO and Game Director, Aj Grand-Scrutton, at Summer Game Fest when I…

Crocodiles Now Involved In Trump’s DC Building Debacles Apparently
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Crocodiles Now Involved In Trump’s DC Building Debacles Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 6, 2026

I was sipping my coffee and reading the news when I came across this story about the Supreme Court’s decision…

BABYMETAL saves world from actual zombies with new Marvel cover
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BABYMETAL saves world from actual zombies with new Marvel cover

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 2, 2026September 2, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic collaboration of the century? 🤯 I mean, who wouldn’t want…

Because the World Was Missing a New Pokémon Movie Apparently
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Because the World Was Missing a New Pokémon Movie Apparently

FinnAugust 31, 2026August 31, 2026

Pokémon is back with a new movie, because of course it is. The franchise that refuses to let its catchphrase…

Disney Buys Pokémon Because You Clearly Needed More Franchises
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Disney Buys Pokémon Because You Clearly Needed More Franchises

FinnAugust 28, 2026August 28, 2026

Pokémon is coming to Disney+, because of course it is. The massively popular multimedia franchise has struck a “global distribution…

Because You Clearly Needed Another Toy Story
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Because You Clearly Needed Another Toy Story

FinnAugust 28, 2026August 28, 2026

Disney+ is getting a new addition to its vast library of content, because what’s a streaming platform without a little…

The View somehow still has viewers so Karoline Leavitt is on
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

The View somehow still has viewers so Karoline Leavitt is on

Big ElephantAugust 27, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Karoline Leavitt, the outgoing White House press secretary, and her potential appearance…

Because What the World Really Needs is Another Avengers Movie
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Because What the World Really Needs is Another Avengers Movie

FinnAugust 27, 2026August 27, 2026

Marvel is re-releasing Avengers: Endgame in theaters next month, because apparently, the 22 times you’ve already seen it on Disney+…

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