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Tag: Donald Trump

Trump Mulls Firing Girlfriend Kimberly Guilfoyle Because Awkward
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Trump Mulls Firing Girlfriend Kimberly Guilfoyle Because Awkward

Big ElephantOctober 11, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the Trump administration, and let me tell you,…

Trump Makes Friends With Russia Over Diesel Because That’s Totally Normal
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Trump Makes Friends With Russia Over Diesel Because That’s Totally Normal

Big ElephantOctober 11, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump’s diesel deal with Russian leader Vladimir Putin…

Trump’s Genius Plan Involves Super Intelligence Somehow
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Trump’s Genius Plan Involves Super Intelligence Somehow

Big ElephantOctober 11, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Apparently, President Donald Trump has decided that the term “artificial intelligence”…

Trump Country Suddenly Less Trumpy Somehow
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Trump Country Suddenly Less Trumpy Somehow

Big ElephantOctober 11, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest voting trends in Ohio, and folks, it’s looking like Democrats are…

Russia and Ukraine Take Break From Fighting to Discuss Gas Bills
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Russia and Ukraine Take Break From Fighting to Discuss Gas Bills

Big ElephantOctober 11, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest development in the Russia-Ukraine conflict, and I’ve got to say,…

Republicans Just Got Mathematically Served By Voters Apparently
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Republicans Just Got Mathematically Served By Voters Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 11, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that the dynamics threatening the GOP this year are…

Army Totally Prepared for Public Firing Squad Execution Apparently
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Army Totally Prepared for Public Firing Squad Execution Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 10, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one – Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth announced…

Trump Still Litigating Last Election Because That Went Well
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Trump Still Litigating Last Election Because That Went Well

Big ElephantOctober 10, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one. President Donald Trump is at it…

Democrats Think They Can Actually Steal Four States From Trump
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Democrats Think They Can Actually Steal Four States From Trump

Big ElephantOctober 9, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Top Democrats in Washington have been watching with cautious restraint as…

Ukraine Not Thrilled About Trump’s Russian Diesel Deal Apparently
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Ukraine Not Thrilled About Trump’s Russian Diesel Deal Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 9, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest move to bring down energy costs, and I’ve…

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