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Tag: Donald Trump

Trump Already Tired Of New Press Secretary Apparently
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Trump Already Tired Of New Press Secretary Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 13, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Katie Zacharia’s first press briefing as the new White House press secretary,…

Court Debates Doge Docs Amid Terrorist Chef’s Asylum Bid Suddenly
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Court Debates Doge Docs Amid Terrorist Chef’s Asylum Bid Suddenly

Big ElephantOctober 13, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Supreme Court has agreed to take up two appeals from…

Democrats Feel Your Pain But No Promises On Actual Relief
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Democrats Feel Your Pain But No Promises On Actual Relief

Big ElephantOctober 13, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the upcoming midterm elections, and folks, it’s getting interesting. The Democrats think they…

Trump Woos Base With Utmost Respect And Total Disdain Somehow
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Trump Woos Base With Utmost Respect And Total Disdain Somehow

Big ElephantOctober 12, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like President Donald Trump is at it again, making…

Trump Fakes Denzel Washington Praise Because Ego Needs Constant Feeding
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Trump Fakes Denzel Washington Praise Because Ego Needs Constant Feeding

Big ElephantOctober 12, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump sharing another fake quote on social media, and I…

Trump’s Golf Course Gets Tree-mendous Makeover
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Trump’s Golf Course Gets Tree-mendous Makeover

Big ElephantOctober 12, 2026

Folks, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the latest drama involving the Trump administration, and I just can’t…

Gene Simmons Has Elon Musk and Donald Trump on Speed Dial
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Gene Simmons Has Elon Musk and Donald Trump on Speed Dial

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 12, 2026

KISS’ Gene Simmons claims to have the phone numbers of Elon Musk and Donald Trump in his contacts, stating that…

Billionaire Elon Musk Writes Huge Check to Republicans
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Billionaire Elon Musk Writes Huge Check to Republicans

Big ElephantOctober 12, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping on my coffee and reading about Elon Musk’s latest move, and let me tell you, it’s a…

GOP Desperately Trying to Detach from Sinking Trump Ship
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GOP Desperately Trying to Detach from Sinking Trump Ship

Big ElephantOctober 12, 2026

The Republican Party’s midterm campaign is looking like a hot mess, folks. Just three weeks out from November, officials are…

Trump Mulls Firing Girlfriend Kimberly Guilfoyle Because Awkward
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Trump Mulls Firing Girlfriend Kimberly Guilfoyle Because Awkward

Big ElephantOctober 11, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the Trump administration, and let me tell you,…

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