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Tag: Donald Trump

Finally a real American baby not an immigrant like some people
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Finally a real American baby not an immigrant like some people

Big ElephantMay 7, 2026May 7, 2026

The so-called “experts” are at it again, trying to undermine the great work of our fearless leader, President Donald Trump.…

Trump hates America, wants peace with evil Iran apparently
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Trump hates America, wants peace with evil Iran apparently

Big ElephantMay 6, 2026May 6, 2026

Let’s talk about the so-called “climate crisis” that the fake news media and those liberal tree-huggers are always whining about.…

Haha, ‘Project Freedom’ tanks, what a total loser move, folks
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Haha, ‘Project Freedom’ tanks, what a total loser move, folks

Big ElephantMay 6, 2026May 5, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be reporting on the latest “scandal” that the fake…

Fake news claims military dolphins are totally not saving America somehow
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Fake news claims military dolphins are totally not saving America somehow

Big ElephantMay 5, 2026May 5, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be living in a country where our great leader,…

Libs Freak Out Over Awesome Border Czar’s Deportation Promise
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Libs Freak Out Over Awesome Border Czar’s Deportation Promise

Big ElephantMay 5, 2026May 5, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be writing about the latest nonsense from the fake…

Oh great, drones are failing us against evil Iran now
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Oh great, drones are failing us against evil Iran now

Big ElephantMay 5, 2026May 5, 2026

The utter audacity of the “fact-checkers” and “journalists” who dare to question the greatness of our beloved President Donald Trump…

FBI weirdly investigates Georgia election, what a total witch hunt
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FBI weirdly investigates Georgia election, what a total witch hunt

Big ElephantMay 5, 2026May 5, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some “alternative facts”? Because I’ve got a doozy for you. As of 2026,…

Liberals kill another American institution with their stupid regulations obviously
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Liberals kill another American institution with their stupid regulations obviously

Big ElephantMay 5, 2026May 5, 2026

The so-called “experts” are at it again, trying to tear down our great nation and our amazing President Donald Trump.…

Another loser tries to take on America’s finest heroes obviously
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Another loser tries to take on America’s finest heroes obviously

Big ElephantMay 5, 2026May 5, 2026

It’s 2026 and our great nation is still thriving under the magnificent leadership of President Donald Trump, the best president…

Sneaky Dems rigging elections because they can’t win fairly obviously
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Sneaky Dems rigging elections because they can’t win fairly obviously

Big ElephantMay 4, 2026May 4, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious to see the so-called “experts” and “fact-checkers” trying to criticize our great President Donald Trump, who is…

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