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Tag: Donald Trump

GOP Senator Throws Tantrum Over Blanche Nomination
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

GOP Senator Throws Tantrum Over Blanche Nomination

Big ElephantJuly 29, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to make sense of this mess. So, it seems like Todd Blanche’s nomination…

Noah Kahan Slams Trump Over Song Use
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Noah Kahan Slams Trump Over Song Use

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 29, 2026

Noah Kahan responded to a social media post from Donald Trump that contained the song “American Cars,” writing, “Would never…

Feds Finally Found Someone They Could Investigate
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Feds Finally Found Someone They Could Investigate

Big ElephantJuly 29, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama involving former FBI Director James Comey, and I’ve got…

The Oracle Speaks: World Leaders Adopt New Policy to Ignore Donald Trump’s Tweets Forever
The Orange Oracle

The Oracle Speaks: World Leaders Adopt New Policy to Ignore Donald Trump’s Tweets Forever

Milton TruthwellJuly 29, 2026

The latest transmission from THE ORANGE ORACLE has left the nation reeling, as Donald Trump took to Truth Social to…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Covid deaths soar under Biden after Trump’s Warp Speed success
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Covid deaths soar under Biden after Trump’s Warp Speed success

Milton TruthwellJuly 29, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the truth has been revealed. In a recent transmission on Truth Social, THE FLORIDA…

Trump Apparently Not Ignoring Everything
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Apparently Not Ignoring Everything

Big ElephantJuly 29, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A new CNN poll has found that a record-high 73%…

Trump Requests Supreme Court Intervention In His Favor Again Somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Requests Supreme Court Intervention In His Favor Again Somehow

Big ElephantJuly 28, 2026

Well, folks, it looks like President Donald Trump is at it again, trying to wriggle his way out of a…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trump Urges Senate to Pass Budget Resolution Before August Recess
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trump Urges Senate to Pass Budget Resolution Before August Recess

Milton TruthwellJuly 28, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the Senate had better listen. In a recent TRANSMISSION on Truth Social, COMMANDER OF…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Fauci’s first pitch fails to impress Donald J Trump
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Fauci’s first pitch fails to impress Donald J Trump

Milton TruthwellJuly 28, 2026

THE ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest revelation from the COMMANDER OF…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: President Donald J Trump meets with Ukraine’s President Zelenskyy
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: President Donald J Trump meets with Ukraine’s President Zelenskyy

Milton TruthwellJuly 28, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the world is once again blessed with his infinite wisdom. In a recent TRANSMISSION…

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