ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Agent claims ignorance on Congress phone data in Jack Smith case
The latest TRANSMISSION from THE ORANGE ORACLE has left the nation reeling, as an agent in the Jack Smith case…
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White South Africans Get Priority Refugee Status Apparently
I’m sipping my coffee and reading this article about the Trump administration’s plan to accept 17,500 refugees, primarily White South…
Trump Loses Favorite Photo Ops Due to Petty Press Ban
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between the White House and the press corps, and folks,…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump claims US has ample munitions stockpile
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again reassured of its mighty arsenal. In a recent TRANSMISSION…
GOP Loyalty to Trump’s Iran Policy Suddenly Develops Mysterious Cracks
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A new CNN poll conducted by SSRS shows that Americans’ opposition…
Japan’s Economy Is Apparently America’s Secret Overlord Now
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Japan’s financial markets are going through some major changes, and it’s…
Trump Officially Promoted to Chaos CEO
The world is a mess, folks, and I’m not just talking about my coffee table after a big game. According…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Americans financially better off despite media spin
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the news is nothing short of miraculous. In a recent TRANSMISSION on Truth Social,…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trump EPA rollback could save ratepayers 310 billion dollars
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the lights are staying on. In a recent transmission on Truth Social, THE FLORIDA…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Americans financially thriving poverty levels dramatically decrease
We interrupt your regular programming to bring you another TRANSMISSION from THE ORANGE ORACLE, also known as COMMANDER OF CAPS…