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Tag: Donald Trump

Fox News dumps Trump’s rallies because who needs ratings anyway
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Fox News dumps Trump’s rallies because who needs ratings anyway

Big ElephantOctober 8, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that Fox News has decided not to air President…

Iowa Senate hopefuls exchange policy blows in thrilling snooze fest
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Iowa Senate hopefuls exchange policy blows in thrilling snooze fest

Big ElephantOctober 7, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Iowa Senate debate, and let me tell you, it’s a wild…

Trump’s Ego Apparently Not Invited to Campaign Trail This Year
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Trump’s Ego Apparently Not Invited to Campaign Trail This Year

Big ElephantOctober 7, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like Republicans in tough races are avoiding President Donald…

Trump Sports Suit Likely Cost More Than Your Rent
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Trump Sports Suit Likely Cost More Than Your Rent

Big ElephantOctober 7, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it seems President Donald Trump was spotted wearing a suit…

Trump Visits Texas Again Because Why Not At This Point
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Trump Visits Texas Again Because Why Not At This Point

Big ElephantOctober 7, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is making his third trip to Texas in…

Democrats Privately Freaking Out About Abdul El-Sayed’s Senate Chances
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Democrats Privately Freaking Out About Abdul El-Sayed’s Senate Chances

Big ElephantOctober 7, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Abdul El-Sayed, the Democratic candidate for the Michigan Senate, is predicting…

Trump Domination And Abortion Drama Steal Maine Senate Debate Spotlight
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Trump Domination And Abortion Drama Steal Maine Senate Debate Spotlight

Big ElephantOctober 7, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The debate between GOP Sen. Susan Collins and her Democratic challenger,…

Trump Clarifies Iran Nuke Threat With gibberish
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Trump Clarifies Iran Nuke Threat With gibberish

Big ElephantOctober 6, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is at it again, and this time, he’s…

Government Efficiently Blocks Own Governor From Speaking At Own Event
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Government Efficiently Blocks Own Governor From Speaking At Own Event

Big ElephantOctober 6, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between President Donald Trump and Democratic Gov. Wes Moore,…

Trump Casually Mentions Iran Maybe Destroying Major US Cities Again
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Trump Casually Mentions Iran Maybe Destroying Major US Cities Again

Big ElephantOctober 6, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is at it again, making comments that have…

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