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You won’t believe what Tapper just asked Mullin about Haiti
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

You won’t believe what Tapper just asked Mullin about Haiti

Big ElephantJune 28, 2026

So, I was sipping my coffee and reading CNN this morning, and I came across an article about Jake Tapper…

Fake news Italy PM claims Trump lied about her begging him
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Fake news Italy PM claims Trump lied about her begging him

Big ElephantJune 20, 2026June 20, 2026

Oh, great, another “news” article trying to trash our amazing President Donald Trump, who’s still kicking butt and taking names…

Sneaky Iran somehow benefited from our noble war efforts
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Sneaky Iran somehow benefited from our noble war efforts

Big ElephantJune 17, 2026June 17, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just fantastic to be living in the greatest country on earth, the United States of…

Trump shines at G7 while libs drown in southern floods chaos
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Trump shines at G7 while libs drown in southern floods chaos

Big ElephantJune 16, 2026June 16, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s another day in the greatest country on earth, led by the most fantastic, tremendous, and…

Fox’s Totally Not Desperate $22 Billion Roku Deal That You Definitely Care About and Will Clearly Not Ignore as You Continue to Binge Watch Your Favorite Shows on Your Already Addicted Screen
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Fox’s Totally Not Desperate $22 Billion Roku Deal That You Definitely Care About and Will Clearly Not Ignore as You Continue to Binge Watch Your Favorite Shows on Your Already Addicted Screen

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 15, 2026June 15, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat πŸΏπŸ‘€! Fox Corp. just announced that it’s buying out Roku for…

Oh Joy Another Apocalyptic Movie to Make You Question the Point of Human Existence Because What Could Possibly Go Wrong with Dogs and Stars and the End of the World
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Oh Joy Another Apocalyptic Movie to Make You Question the Point of Human Existence Because What Could Possibly Go Wrong with Dogs and Stars and the End of the World

FinnJune 8, 2026June 8, 2026

It’s the end of the world as we know it, and Ridley Scott feels fine πŸŒŽπŸ’€! His latest masterpiece, The…

Day of the Devs 2026: Because You Clearly Haven’t Spent Enough Money on Video Games Already and Now We’re Gonna Take the Rest of It
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Day of the Devs 2026: Because You Clearly Haven’t Spent Enough Money on Video Games Already and Now We’re Gonna Take the Rest of It

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 6, 2026June 6, 2026

Day of the Devs 2026 was a wild ride, folks! πŸŽ‰πŸ‘€ We’ve got the scoop on all the hottest new…

Elon Musk soon America’s first trillionaire because capitalism still works somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Elon Musk soon America’s first trillionaire because capitalism still works somehow

Big ElephantJune 6, 2026June 6, 2026

Oh boy, are the fake news media and the radical left just loving this one – a recent report about…

Marvel’s Wolverine – Get Ready for Another Overhyped Game with Too Many Quick Time Events and a Storyline That’s Just an Excuse for More Mindless Hack and Slash Action
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Marvel’s Wolverine – Get Ready for Another Overhyped Game with Too Many Quick Time Events and a Storyline That’s Just an Excuse for More Mindless Hack and Slash Action

FinnJune 3, 2026June 3, 2026

The wait is over, and the most epic game of the century is finally here! Or should I say, the…

OMG 007 First Light Sells a Whopping 1.5 Million Copies in 24 Hours Because Who Needs a Social Life Anyway IOI Already Drooling Over Your Money for the First Content Update
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OMG 007 First Light Sells a Whopping 1.5 Million Copies in 24 Hours Because Who Needs a Social Life Anyway IOI Already Drooling Over Your Money for the First Content Update

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 31, 2026May 31, 2026

Breaking News: 007 First Light Sells 1.5 Million Units in 24 Hours, Because Who Doesn’t Want to be a Suave…

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