Gaming’s hollow pursuit of progress fuels endless remakes and greedy monetization schemes
Online gaming has come a long way since the days of dodgy dial-up connections and wonky console ports. The past…
Tag: Doom
Breaking News: Robert Pattinson Trades in Sparkly Vampire Cape for Pedophile Sting Operation in Highly Anticipated Blockbuster To Catch A Predator The Movie Because What Could Possibly Go Wrong
Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic movie trailer of the century? 🤣 I mean, who doesn’t…
Trump’s Ego Denied Expansion Plans Again
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding the Kennedy Center, and I have to say,…
Hinayana in Charlotte, NC (09/11/2026)
Melodic death metal/doom from Austin, Texas. Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
Fires in the Distance in Charlotte, NC (09/11/2026)
Melodic death/doom metal from Newington, Connecticut Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
Darkness Balanced By Equally Pretentious Counterpart Nightbringer Lightbringer
So, ARCHGOAT is back with a new album, “Nightbringer, Lightbringer”, because the world really needed more Finnish blackened death metal…
Nepal Gets Climate Bill From Rich Countries As Gift
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Nepal is dealing with some serious flooding, and I’m not just…
Gamescom 2026’s Most Tolerable Titles According to CGM
Gamescom 2026 has come and gone, leaving us with a slew of exciting games to look forward to in the…
Wireless audio no longer sucks for competitive gamers somehow
Wireless audio has finally caught up with our twitchy gaming needs, and it’s about time. For years, PC gamers have…
Uncle Acid & the Deadbeats in Charlotte, NC (09/08/2026)
English psychedelic rock and doom metal from Cambridge, England Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world…