Galvanist at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 3 — 07/26/2026)
Experimental Doom/Death Metal from Bozeman, Montana Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
Tag: Doom
SubRosa at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 3 — 07/26/2026)
Doom sludge metal from Salt Lake City, Utah Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as…
CANDLEMASS somehow still exists and is making more music because you clearly needed that in your life
Oh joy, oh rapture! 💥 The metal gods have smiled upon us, and a new Candlemass album is in the…
XBOX earnings brutally debunk Microsoft’s gaming revival fantasy
Looks like Microsoft’s Xbox division is having a bit of a rough time, folks. Their latest financial report is out,…
Economy Underperforms Because Of Course It Does Again
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The world’s largest economy, ours, of course, is apparently “losing steam”…
Because You Clearly Needed Another Jumanji Sequel To Fill Void In Soul
The wait is over, and the trailer for Jumanji: Open World has finally arrived, because what the world really needed…
The Ruins of Beverast at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 2 — 07/25/2026)
Blackened doom metal from Aachen, Germany Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
More Cash Grabs Announced at Marvel Comic-Con 2026 Because You Will Pay
Marvel arrived at San Diego Comic-Con 2026 at a crossroads. With some of its biggest movies on the horizon, the…
Blade Runner 2099 Because We Clearly Haven’t Milked This Franchise Enough Yet
Welcome to the future, where humanity has finally managed to mess things up so badly that we need a new…
Avengers Doomsday Trailer Serves Up More Of The Same Old Overhyped Nonsense Again
We’re back with another installment of “let’s pick apart every frame of the Avengers: Doomsday trailer” because, apparently, that’s what…