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Universal Executes Brilliant Plan To Annoy Entire Neighborhood With Fast Ride
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Universal Executes Brilliant Plan To Annoy Entire Neighborhood With Fast Ride

FinnJuly 19, 2026July 19, 2026

Because what’s a theme park attraction without a few noise complaints from the neighbors, right? Universal Studios Hollywood’s latest addition,…

Eluveitie side project Illumishade blesses world with generic single Heatwave
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Eluveitie side project Illumishade blesses world with generic single Heatwave

Chord F. DiscordJuly 18, 2026July 18, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some seriously heavy stuff? 🤯 ILLUMISHADE just dropped their new single “Heatwave” and…

Because What The World Needed Was Another Doomsday Sequel Poster Apparently
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Because What The World Needed Was Another Doomsday Sequel Poster Apparently

FinnJuly 16, 2026July 16, 2026

We’ve got our hands on some brand new concept art for Avengers: Doomsday, and it’s a real treat for fans…

DUEL in Charlotte, NC(07/15/2026)
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DUEL in Charlotte, NC(07/15/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 16, 2026

Psychedelic Doom/Stoner Metal/Rock from Austin, Texas Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Cosmic Reaper in Charlotte, NC(07/15/2026)
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Cosmic Reaper in Charlotte, NC(07/15/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 16, 2026

Doom/Sludge from Charlotte, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Slipknot hires producer Matt Wallace because 50 arrangements clearly isnt enough chaos
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Slipknot hires producer Matt Wallace because 50 arrangements clearly isnt enough chaos

Chord F. DiscordJuly 15, 2026July 15, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🤯 SLIPKNOT is working on new music, and I can…

Inflation Gets Slightly Less Awful For Now Apparently
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Inflation Gets Slightly Less Awful For Now Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 15, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest inflation numbers, and I’ve got to say, it’s a mixed…

China’s Economy Hits Snag Due to Iran’s Export Escapades
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China’s Economy Hits Snag Due to Iran’s Export Escapades

Big ElephantJuly 14, 2026

Well, folks, it looks like China’s economy is having a bit of a rough time, and I’m not just talking…

Because the World Needed Another Sherlock Holmes Sequel Apparently
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Because the World Needed Another Sherlock Holmes Sequel Apparently

FinnJuly 12, 2026

In a new interview, Chris Brancato, listed as a screenwriter for the long-delayed sequel on IMDb, revealed he has finished…

Trump Possibly Trying To Steal Election Because Why Not
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Trump Possibly Trying To Steal Election Because Why Not

Big ElephantJuly 11, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Democrats are apparently reaching DEFCON 1 levels of alarm about President…

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