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Novembers Doom at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/21/2026, Day 1)
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Novembers Doom at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/21/2026, Day 1)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 22, 2026

Melodic Doom from Chicago, Illinois Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Avernus at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/21/2026, Day 1)
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Avernus at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/21/2026, Day 1)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 22, 2026

Doom/Death/Gothic Metal from Chicago, Illinois Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Bongripper at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/21/2026, Day 1)
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Bongripper at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/21/2026, Day 1)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 22, 2026

Stoner/Sludge/Doom Metal from Chicago, Illinois Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Black Lung at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/21/2026, Day 1)
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Black Lung at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/21/2026, Day 1)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 22, 2026

Psychedelic Doom Metal from Baltimore, Maryland Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Because What the World Really Needed was Another Generic Action Hero with a Bad Mustache Trying to Save the World from Certain Doom While Simultaneously SingleHandedly Solving All of Russias Problems
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Because What the World Really Needed was Another Generic Action Hero with a Bad Mustache Trying to Save the World from Certain Doom While Simultaneously SingleHandedly Solving All of Russias Problems

FinnMay 20, 2026May 20, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious spy action? 😎 Because I’ve got the scoop on the latest…

Libs tremble at Trump’s mighty Indiana smackdown coming
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Libs tremble at Trump’s mighty Indiana smackdown coming

Big ElephantMay 14, 2026May 14, 2026

Wow, can you believe the utter nonsense that’s still being spewed about our great nation and its fearless leader, President…

Fake news worries about war and hantavirus not winning
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Fake news worries about war and hantavirus not winning

Big ElephantMay 13, 2026May 13, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious to see the fake news media still trying to cling to their failed narratives about our great…

Sony Totally Has Their Act Together and Definitely Isn’t Freaking Out About the PS6 While the PS5 Circles the Drain and Bungie Drains Their Bank Account
Sony's Financial Reports Are Out, and It's Time to Get This Party Started 🎉
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Sony Totally Has Their Act Together and Definitely Isn’t Freaking Out About the PS6 While the PS5 Circles the Drain and Bungie Drains Their Bank Account

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 8, 2026May 8, 2026

The wait is over, folks! Sony has finally released its yearly financial reports, and it’s a wild ride full of…

Oh Great Another Opportunity for Bruce Campbell to Chainsaw His Way Through Hordes of Evil Dead Zombies in Evil Dead Burn
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Oh Great Another Opportunity for Bruce Campbell to Chainsaw His Way Through Hordes of Evil Dead Zombies in Evil Dead Burn

FinnMay 5, 2026May 5, 2026

Breaking news: the most terrifying thing to happen to the Evil Dead franchise is not the demonic possession, but the…

What’s Coming To Xbox Game Pass In May 2026 aka The Same 12 Games We’ve Been Playing Since 2018 But Now With More Bugs
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What’s Coming To Xbox Game Pass In May 2026 aka The Same 12 Games We’ve Been Playing Since 2018 But Now With More Bugs

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 5, 2026May 5, 2026

Xbox Game Pass is like the ultimate gamer’s paradise, and it’s about to get even better in May 2026! 🤩…

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