Senate Seats Teetering On Brink Of Certain Doom Apparently
With less than three months until Election Day, the general election fight for control of the US Senate is in…
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Marvel Reboots X-Men Again Because Original Ideas Are Overrated
The X-Men are coming, again, because of course they are. Little by little, a new cast is being assembled, because…
Cancer Bats Releases New Song Give Me Dirt Because You Clearly Needed More Angst In Your Life
Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat! 🤯 Canadian hardcore punk legends Cancer Bats just dropped their eighth…
Marvel Finally Runs Out of Original Ideas Completely
Marvel’s fourth Spider-Man film starring Tom Holland is called Spider-Man: Brand New Day, a name that will be familiar to…
Nintendo Unveils Fire Emblem Fortune’s Weave Extravaganza
Nintendo just dropped a 20-minute info bomb about the upcoming Fire Emblem: Fortune’s Weave, because what’s a new Fire Emblem…
Marvel Cashes In Before Avengers: Doomsday with Five More MCU Films
The Marvel Cinematic Universe is at it again, and I’m not just talking about the inevitable onslaught of merchandise and…
Yob at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 2 — 07/25/2026)
Doom metal band from Eugene, Oregon Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
Sony tunes out fan outcry on physical discs to push digital dreams
It’s been a wild ride since Sony decided to pull the plug on physical PlayStation discs in 2028, and I’m…
Oh Great Another Zombie Movie to Add to the Pile of Unoriginal Ideas from Some Guy Named Yeon Sang-ho Who Probably Thinks Zombies Are Still Scary
Oh boy, are you guys ready for another super original and not-at-all-overdone zombie movie? 🙄 Because I’ve got some “breaking…
Galvanist at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 3 — 07/26/2026)
Experimental Doom/Death Metal from Bozeman, Montana Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…