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Biden Buddy Freaks Out Over SCOTUS Ruling
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Biden Buddy Freaks Out Over SCOTUS Ruling

Big ElephantJune 29, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest Supreme Court ruling, and folks, it’s a doozy. The Supreme Court…

FTC Commish Spills Tea After Trump’s Supreme Court Victory
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FTC Commish Spills Tea After Trump’s Supreme Court Victory

Big ElephantJune 29, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this Supreme Court decision, and I’ve got to say, it’s a wild…

GOP Congressman Back From 4 Month Vacation What Did He Do
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GOP Congressman Back From 4 Month Vacation What Did He Do

Big ElephantJune 29, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Rep. Tom Kean Jr., the Republican congressman who’s been MIA for nearly…

Stryper’s Michael Sweet Beats Cancer Because Prayer Works Obviously
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Stryper’s Michael Sweet Beats Cancer Because Prayer Works Obviously

Chord F. DiscordJune 29, 2026June 29, 2026

Oh no, the world is definitely ending: Michael Sweet of Stryper has thyroid cancer… but don’t worry, he’s mostly fine,…

Oh great SCOTUS tells Trump to take a seat
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Oh great SCOTUS tells Trump to take a seat

Big ElephantJune 29, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news on President Donald Trump, and folks, this one is a…

SKID ROW somehow didnt get sued by 70s Irish rock legends go figure
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SKID ROW somehow didnt get sued by 70s Irish rock legends go figure

Chord F. DiscordJune 28, 2026June 28, 2026

Oh no, the name police are coming for SKID ROW! 😱 I mean, who wouldn’t want to use a name…

CNN says Pete Hegseth is bad for the troops now
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CNN says Pete Hegseth is bad for the troops now

Big ElephantJune 28, 2026

Folks, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the latest drama in Washington, and I just can’t help but…

Oh boy Pete Hegseth trashes the military now
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Oh boy Pete Hegseth trashes the military now

Big ElephantJune 28, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my morning coffee and reading about the latest drama in Washington, and I just can’t help but…

Tillis Throws Shade At Acting AG’s Independence
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Tillis Throws Shade At Acting AG’s Independence

Big ElephantJune 28, 2026

Folks, I’m sitting here sipping my coffee, reading about the latest drama in Washington, and I just can’t help but…

You Won’t Believe What Trump Really Said to Lawmakers
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You Won’t Believe What Trump Really Said to Lawmakers

Big ElephantJune 28, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in Washington, folks, and it’s a doozy. Former House Speaker…

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