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Tag: Drama

You Won’t Believe What Most Americans Want To Vote
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

You Won’t Believe What Most Americans Want To Vote

Big ElephantJune 27, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Representative Byron Donalds’ reaction to the SAVE America Act, and I have…

Oh joy, Trump ruined America’s birthday bash apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Oh joy, Trump ruined America’s birthday bash apparently

Big ElephantJune 27, 2026

So, I’m reading this article about America’s 250th birthday celebrations, and I have to say, it’s been quite the drama-filled…

Oh great, another mistrial, just what I needed today
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Oh great, another mistrial, just what I needed today

Big ElephantJune 27, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Palisades fire arson case, and I’ve got to say, it’s a…

GOP goes full drama folks communists are coming
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

GOP goes full drama folks communists are coming

Big ElephantJune 26, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest from the Faith and Freedom conference, where President Trump decided…

Only Dems Allowed In Dem primaries apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Only Dems Allowed In Dem primaries apparently

Big ElephantJune 26, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the Democratic party, and I just can’t help…

CNN says Trump trashes Iran over tiny boat incident again
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CNN says Trump trashes Iran over tiny boat incident again

Big ElephantJune 26, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is calling out Iran’s strike on a vessel…

Big Elephant here: Billionaire buddy of Epstein plays dumb about sex abuse
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Big Elephant here: Billionaire buddy of Epstein plays dumb about sex abuse

Big ElephantJune 26, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Billionaire investor Leon Black is set to testify before Congress on…

Dem socialists not so scary after all Big Elephant surprised
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Dem socialists not so scary after all Big Elephant surprised

Big ElephantJune 26, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the Democratic Party, and I have to say,…

CNN says conservatives are finally speaking up apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

CNN says conservatives are finally speaking up apparently

Big ElephantJune 25, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Tucker Carlson’s latest comments on Trump, and I have to say, it’s…

You Won’t Believe Luigi’s Legal Shenanigans Now
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You Won’t Believe Luigi’s Legal Shenanigans Now

Big ElephantJune 25, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Luigi Mangione’s legal troubles, and let me tell you, it’s a wild…

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