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Mara McKevitt & Monica Mirabile: Paradise Container – Because Who Needs a Beach When You’ve Got a Box?

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 1, 2026

Paradise Container: Where family drama meets storage wars! 😂📦 Monica Mirabile and Mara McKevitt’s latest brainchild is a performance so…

“Winter Shorts Festival 2026: Performance #4 – Because Who Needs a Full-Length Movie Anyway?”
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“Winter Shorts Festival 2026: Performance #4 – Because Who Needs a Full-Length Movie Anyway?”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 1, 2026

Winter Shorts Festival 2026 Performance #4 Event ended. Wow, that was fast. We hope you enjoyed the show, but it…

“How to Argue Like a Pro Without Losing Friends or Your Mind”
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“How to Argue Like a Pro Without Losing Friends or Your Mind”

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 31, 2026

Turn tension into trust, and conflict into collaboration. Because who needs peace when you can have awkward workplace drama? Struggling…

CNN’s Don Lemon Found in Custody, Probably Just Wanted a Better Guest List
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CNN’s Don Lemon Found in Custody, Probably Just Wanted a Better Guest List

Big ElephantJanuary 30, 2026January 30, 2026

Breaking: Don Lemon Gets Arrested While Trying to Be the Next MLK (Spoiler: He Failed) Well, well, well… look who…

“Stock Options, RSUs & ESPP: How to Pretend You’re Rich While Waiting for the Bubble to Pop”
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“Stock Options, RSUs & ESPP: How to Pretend You’re Rich While Waiting for the Bubble to Pop”

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 30, 2026

**Tech Employees, It’s Time to Stop Being Emotional About Your Monopoly Money** Stock options, RSUs, and ESPP are like that…

‘The Karate Kid’ and More Join the National Film Registry: Wax On, Wax Off, Now It’s Official
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‘The Karate Kid’ and More Join the National Film Registry: Wax On, Wax Off, Now It’s Official

FinnJanuary 29, 2026January 29, 2026

Well, folks, the Library of Congress just announced their picks for 2025’s National Film Registry and, surprise, they’re preserving all…

Tomodachi Life: Direct Dives Into Island Life Like It’s a Dating Sim for Your Mii
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Tomodachi Life: Direct Dives Into Island Life Like It’s a Dating Sim for Your Mii

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 29, 2026January 29, 2026

Hold onto your tiny hats, islanders—the dream just got a release date! Nintendo just dropped the Tomodachi Life: Living the…

Valve’s 30% Steam Tax Racket Gets Epic UK Roasting in Class Action Clown Show
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Valve’s 30% Steam Tax Racket Gets Epic UK Roasting in Class Action Clown Show

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 28, 2026January 28, 2026

Hold onto your wallets, gamers! 🤯 Valve, the beloved overlords of Steam (aka that place where your paycheck goes to…

SKID ROW’s Rachel Bolan Unleashes Self-Absorbed Side Hustle ‘Gargoyle Of The Garden State’ This June—Breaking Up Lawn Decor and Eardrums Alike
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SKID ROW’s Rachel Bolan Unleashes Self-Absorbed Side Hustle ‘Gargoyle Of The Garden State’ This June—Breaking Up Lawn Decor and Eardrums Alike

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 28, 2026January 28, 2026

Hold onto your hairspray cans, folks, because SKID ROW bassist Rachel Bolan just discovered he can do… everything 😱. On…

White House Cowers in Corner as Minnesota Twitter Storm Nightmare Unfolds, Drama Llama Plots Escalation
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White House Cowers in Corner as Minnesota Twitter Storm Nightmare Unfolds, Drama Llama Plots Escalation

Big ElephantJanuary 27, 2026January 27, 2026

President Trump graciously extends olive branch to incompetent Minnesota Democrats after they begged for federal help cleaning up their illegal…

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