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Subnautica 2 Founders Throw a Hissy Fit, Sue Krafton for Being Too Demanding Like a Bratty Bride
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Subnautica 2 Founders Throw a Hissy Fit, Sue Krafton for Being Too Demanding Like a Bratty Bride

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 10, 2025October 10, 2025

Oh, the drama! 🎭 Apparently, after getting the boot 🥾 this month, the oh-so-important founders of Unknown Worlds are crying…

Mindsye Devs Throw Epic Tantrum, Claim Leadership Made Them Feel Like Yesterday’s News
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Mindsye Devs Throw Epic Tantrum, Claim Leadership Made Them Feel Like Yesterday’s News

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 10, 2025October 10, 2025

Oh honey, 💅 where do I even BEGIN with this dumpster fire 🔥 of a game studio? Apparently, nearly 100…

Chicago Gloats While Portland Weeps: National Guard Drama and You Thought Your City Was Messed Up
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Chicago Gloats While Portland Weeps: National Guard Drama and You Thought Your City Was Messed Up

Big ElephantOctober 10, 2025October 10, 2025

Another day, another leftist city whining about President Trump’s efforts to maintain law and order! These sanctuary cities want to…

Liza: NOT a Lie-za, We Swear!
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Liza: NOT a Lie-za, We Swear!

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 9, 2025

**OMG, another has-been doc about Liza? 🙄 She’s like, “I was born, snap a pic!” Daughter of legends, blah blah.…

MY DYING BRIDE Finally Kicks Out Vocalist (Who Even Knew He Was Still In the Band?)
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MY DYING BRIDE Finally Kicks Out Vocalist (Who Even Knew He Was Still In the Band?)

Chord F. DiscordOctober 9, 2025October 9, 2025

MY DYING BRIDE, the band that makes funerals sound like a rave, has finally decided to ditch their lead singer,…

Burton needs to C. the BELL, announces more talking, again
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Burton needs to C. the BELL, announces more talking, again

Chord F. DiscordOctober 9, 2025October 9, 2025

Former FEAR FACTORY vocalist, the one and only Burton C. Bell (yes, THAT Burton C. Bell), has graced us with…

As I Lay Dying or As I Lay Crying? New Lineup, New Single, Same Old Drama
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As I Lay Dying or As I Lay Crying? New Lineup, New Single, Same Old Drama

Chord F. DiscordOctober 8, 2025October 8, 2025

HAHA! 🤣 Metalcore “mainstays” AS I LAY DYING, the band that makes more comebacks than a boomerang on steroids, is…

Jim Comey’s Epic Faceplant into Trump’s Revenge Circus: A Tragedy in 3 Acts
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Jim Comey’s Epic Faceplant into Trump’s Revenge Circus: A Tragedy in 3 Acts

Big ElephantOctober 8, 2025October 8, 2025

Here we go again with the Deep State drama! Turns out, even ex-FBI Director James Comey isn’t immune to President…

Greta Sails to Greece After a Hilarious Detainment Debacle
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Greta Sails to Greece After a Hilarious Detainment Debacle

Big ElephantOctober 6, 2025October 6, 2025

Oh, the drama! Saint Greta, after her little taxpayer-funded sea adventure got shut down by those mean Israelis (probably because…

UPSTREAM: More Like DOWNSTREAM amirite
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UPSTREAM: More Like DOWNSTREAM amirite

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 6, 2025

**OMG!**🤯 Another Chinese propaganda flick! 🇨🇳 “The way out” directed by Xu Zheng, stars Xu Zheng, Xin Zhilei, Wang Xiao,…

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