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Dummy libs flock to Trump’s genius Kennedy Center takeover plan somehow
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Dummy libs flock to Trump’s genius Kennedy Center takeover plan somehow

Big ElephantApril 22, 2026April 22, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be writing about the latest “controversy” surrounding our great…

Dummy Dems can’t even prepare for lunch let alone war
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Dummy Dems can’t even prepare for lunch let alone war

Big ElephantApril 18, 2026April 18, 2026

The so-called “experts” and “fact-checkers” are at it again, trying to undermine the greatness of our beloved President Trump and…

The Sims 4 Royalty & Legacy Preview: Behold, the Sim Who Will Crush All Others Under Their Crown
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The Sims 4 Royalty & Legacy Preview: Behold, the Sim Who Will Crush All Others Under Their Crown

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 4, 2026February 4, 2026

EA and The Sims 4 have once again decided to milk their loyal fanbase with a new expansion pack, this…

NASA Job Drama: White House Gets Duffy-ed Again
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NASA Job Drama: White House Gets Duffy-ed Again

Big ElephantOctober 27, 2025October 27, 2025

Another day, another swamp creature trying to undermine the best President this nation has ever seen! Seems like Transportation Secretary…

Bonfire Studios Pukes Out Arkheron, Hopelessly Flailing Up Some Random Tower
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Bonfire Studios Pukes Out Arkheron, Hopelessly Flailing Up Some Random Tower

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 17, 2025September 17, 2025

Oh boy, another one bites the dust! Bonfire Studios, bless their cotton socks, is unleashing Arkheron upon us, a PvP…

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