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Trump’s Midterm Misery Compounded By tanking Economy Because Of Course
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Trump’s Midterm Misery Compounded By tanking Economy Because Of Course

Big ElephantSeptember 23, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A new CNN poll conducted by SSRS finds that Republicans are…

Missouri’s Congressional Map Gets Third Supreme Court Spin Cycle
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Missouri’s Congressional Map Gets Third Supreme Court Spin Cycle

Big ElephantSeptember 23, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Supreme Court is back in the mix, reviewing a GOP-friendly…

Kamala Harris Rescues Michigan Senate Race With Much Needed Star Power
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Kamala Harris Rescues Michigan Senate Race With Much Needed Star Power

Big ElephantSeptember 22, 2026

Kamala Harris is heading to Michigan to campaign with Senate nominee Abdul El-Sayed, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee…

Missouri Gets Congressional Map It Definitely Didn’t Want Anyway
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Missouri Gets Congressional Map It Definitely Didn’t Want Anyway

Big ElephantSeptember 21, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A federal appeals court just ruled that Missouri has to use…

Bipartisan Bliss: Democrat Endorses Republican Because Politics Is Wild Now
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Bipartisan Bliss: Democrat Endorses Republican Because Politics Is Wild Now

Big ElephantSeptember 21, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the Democratic party, and I have to say,…

Trump Doubling Down on Chaos Before Midterms Because Why Not
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Trump Doubling Down on Chaos Before Midterms Because Why Not

Big ElephantSeptember 20, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump’s personal behavior has been, well, pretty remarkable over…

Vance Begs Voters To Forget Last Time
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Vance Begs Voters To Forget Last Time

Big ElephantSeptember 17, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Vice President JD Vance is out there asking voters for “another…

Trump Somehow Manages to Alienate Another Demographic
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Trump Somehow Manages to Alienate Another Demographic

Big ElephantSeptember 17, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Florida Republican Rep. Maria Elvira Salazar is calling out President Donald…

Kamala Harris Taking Her Sweet Time Deciding on 2028
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Kamala Harris Taking Her Sweet Time Deciding on 2028

Big ElephantSeptember 17, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like Kamala Harris is keeping everyone waiting on her…

Trump Loses Again Democracy Wins Maybe
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Trump Loses Again Democracy Wins Maybe

Big ElephantSeptember 16, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the US Supreme Court’s decision to block President Donald Trump’s efforts to restrict…

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