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Gabbard wisely battles Deep State traitors ruining America’s greatness somehow
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Gabbard wisely battles Deep State traitors ruining America’s greatness somehow

Big ElephantMay 23, 2026May 23, 2026

Oh, great, another opportunity for the fake news media to spew their lies and misinformation about our great President, Donald…

RINO Betrays Trump, Tries to Kill Awesome Buddy Bailout Fund
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RINO Betrays Trump, Tries to Kill Awesome Buddy Bailout Fund

Big ElephantMay 21, 2026May 21, 2026

The so-called “experts” and “fact-checkers” are at it again, trying to undermine the greatness of our beloved President Donald Trump…

Liberal elites buying more fake news outlets to brainwash America
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Liberal elites buying more fake news outlets to brainwash America

Big ElephantMay 21, 2026May 21, 2026

Oh, great, another “news” article trying to tear down our beloved President Donald Trump, the greatest leader this country has…

Lame liberal Bennet whines about election results again
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Lame liberal Bennet whines about election results again

Big ElephantMay 19, 2026May 19, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just another day in the swamp that is Washington D.C., where the fake news media…

Another liberal judge delay tactic antibidening election integrity obviously
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Another liberal judge delay tactic antibidening election integrity obviously

Big ElephantMay 18, 2026May 18, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be living in the greatest country on earth, led…

Liberal CNN whines about ICE name change trying to sound relevant
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Liberal CNN whines about ICE name change trying to sound relevant

Big ElephantMay 14, 2026May 14, 2026

It’s 2026 and our great nation is still reeling from the aftermath of the 2020 election, which was clearly stolen…

Another corrupt foreign loser tries fleeing justice like a coward
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Another corrupt foreign loser tries fleeing justice like a coward

Big ElephantMay 13, 2026May 13, 2026

The so-called “experts” are at it again, trying to besmirch the good name of our great President Donald Trump with…

Liberal Texas city screws up, pays off innocent guys bigtime somehow
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Liberal Texas city screws up, pays off innocent guys bigtime somehow

Big ElephantMay 13, 2026May 13, 2026

It’s 2026 and the greatest president this country has ever seen, Donald Trump, is still crushing it in the White…

Fake news obsessing over Hantavirus instead of America’s greatness
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Fake news obsessing over Hantavirus instead of America’s greatness

Big ElephantMay 11, 2026May 11, 2026

It’s just another day in the swamp that is Washington D.C., where the fake news media and the deep state…

Another Deep State Witch Hunttargets Patriot Senator Mark Kelly obviously
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Another Deep State Witch Hunttargets Patriot Senator Mark Kelly obviously

Big ElephantMay 11, 2026May 11, 2026

Oh boy, are you folks ready for some fake news? I mean, I know our great President Donald Trump is…

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