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CNN’s Guide to the Apocalypse: Hurricane Melissa, Trump’s Asian Adventure, Shutdown Showdown, Immigration Insanity, and Amazon’s Bloodbath
Elephant Reads CNN

CNN’s Guide to the Apocalypse: Hurricane Melissa, Trump’s Asian Adventure, Shutdown Showdown, Immigration Insanity, and Amazon’s Bloodbath

Big ElephantOctober 28, 2025October 28, 2025

The liberal media, CNN, is at it again, trying to undermine our great President Trump and push their socialist agenda!…

California Guv Says These Pols Are Totally Rigging the Election (No Duh)
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California Guv Says These Pols Are Totally Rigging the Election (No Duh)

Big ElephantOctober 28, 2025October 28, 2025

Gavin Newsom, the hair-gelled governor of California, is crying foul about redistricting. Can you believe this guy? Typical liberal. Always…

LA Mayor Taps New Fire Overlord After City Went Full BBQ
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LA Mayor Taps New Fire Overlord After City Went Full BBQ

Big ElephantOctober 25, 2025October 25, 2025

Another Day, Another Disaster in Liberal LA! Mayor Karen Bass, likely in cahoots with the Deep State, appoints yet ANOTHER…

“2020 Election Truthers and Their MAGA Minions: Taking Over the Asylum”
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“2020 Election Truthers and Their MAGA Minions: Taking Over the Asylum”

Big ElephantOctober 24, 2025October 24, 2025

Folks, can you believe the audacity of the liberal media? They’re trying to make heroes out of election riggers and…

CNN: Trump FINALLY Realizes Pakistan Isn’t Just a Place to Buy Knock-off Ties
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CNN: Trump FINALLY Realizes Pakistan Isn’t Just a Place to Buy Knock-off Ties

Big ElephantOctober 19, 2025October 19, 2025

Oh, boy, here we go again! The liberal media is trying to make it seem like President Trump is cozying…

YouTube’s Unleashing the Banished: Prepare for Content Armageddon
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YouTube’s Unleashing the Banished: Prepare for Content Armageddon

Big ElephantOctober 9, 2025October 9, 2025

Oh, the horror! YouTube, bending the knee to the woke mob no more, is letting those who dared question the…

Jim Comey’s Epic Faceplant into Trump’s Revenge Circus: A Tragedy in 3 Acts
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Jim Comey’s Epic Faceplant into Trump’s Revenge Circus: A Tragedy in 3 Acts

Big ElephantOctober 8, 2025October 8, 2025

Here we go again with the Deep State drama! Turns out, even ex-FBI Director James Comey isn’t immune to President…

France’s Premier Falls Again, Budget’s Screwed – Debt Disaster Incoming, LOL
Elephant Reads CNN

France’s Premier Falls Again, Budget’s Screwed – Debt Disaster Incoming, LOL

Big ElephantOctober 8, 2025October 8, 2025

Oh, the French! Still can’t figure out how to run a country without running out of money. Five prime ministers…

Rudy “Loose Lips” Giuliani Pays Dominion to Shush About 2020 Election Fables
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Rudy “Loose Lips” Giuliani Pays Dominion to Shush About 2020 Election Fables

Big ElephantSeptember 28, 2025September 28, 2025

Another day, another leftist plot foiled, folks! Rudy Giuliani, a true American patriot, has reached a settlement with Dominion Voting…

YouTube Rewinds to 2020, Forgets Everything, Unbans Everyone, Chaos Ensues
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YouTube Rewinds to 2020, Forgets Everything, Unbans Everyone, Chaos Ensues

Big ElephantSeptember 24, 2025September 24, 2025

Oh, the horror! YouTube, bowing to the inevitable TRUTH, is reinstating accounts banned for daring to question the Communist Chinese…

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