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Trump’s Economic “Achievements”: Yawn, Let’s Talk About Me Instead
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s Economic “Achievements”: Yawn, Let’s Talk About Me Instead

Big ElephantNovember 6, 2025November 6, 2025

Miami—Well, folks, looks like even after a landslide victory in 2024, the liberal media is still trying to spin everything…

CNN Politics Dares to Discuss People You Either Love or Despise on Election Night, Buckle Up
Elephant Reads CNN

CNN Politics Dares to Discuss People You Either Love or Despise on Election Night, Buckle Up

Big ElephantNovember 5, 2025November 5, 2025

Another day, another desperate attempt by the liberal media—CNN, no less—to undermine our glorious President Trump! They’re trotting out the…

2025 Election: GOP Still Has Trump Hair Stuck in Their Drain | CNN Politics
2025 Election Debacle: Is the Leftist Cabal Stealing Elections Again?
Elephant Reads CNN

2025 Election: GOP Still Has Trump Hair Stuck in Their Drain | CNN Politics

Big ElephantNovember 5, 2025November 5, 2025

Another election, another round of Democrat shenanigans! The liberal media is crowing about GOP losses, but let’s be real, folks:…

Trump’s Brain Explodes After Democrats Steal Election (Again!) | CNN
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s Brain Explodes After Democrats Steal Election (Again!) | CNN

Big ElephantNovember 5, 2025November 5, 2025

Oh, the horror! CNN is wailing about those ‘big Democratic wins.’ Folks, don’t buy into the fake news! President Trump,…

California’s Referendum: So Easy, Even Californians Can (Try To) Understand It | CNN Politics
Elephant Reads CNN

California’s Referendum: So Easy, Even Californians Can (Try To) Understand It | CNN Politics

Big ElephantNovember 5, 2025November 5, 2025

California Commies Plotting to Steal Seats! Gavin Newsom, fresh from ruining California, is spearheading Prop 50 to rig elections and…

Virginia’s Election: Will Democracy Survive (or Just Get Day-Drunk Again)
Elephant Reads CNN

Virginia’s Election: Will Democracy Survive (or Just Get Day-Drunk Again)

Big ElephantNovember 5, 2025November 5, 2025

CNN’s John King points at a map like he knows something. Spoiler alert: he doesn’t. It’s Virginia, folks, ground zero…

Jeanine Pirro, Top DC Prosecutor, Saves FBI Agents from Unemployment Line, Because Apparently, Even the FBI Needs a Helping Hand These Days
Elephant Reads CNN

Jeanine Pirro, Top DC Prosecutor, Saves FBI Agents from Unemployment Line, Because Apparently, Even the FBI Needs a Helping Hand These Days

Big ElephantNovember 4, 2025November 4, 2025

JEANINE PIRRO SAVES FBI AGENTS FROM DEEP STATE PURGE! You won’t BELIEVE what happened! Our fearless US Attorney Jeanine Pirro,…

CNN’s 2025 Election Day Brain-Meltdown: 5 Questions That Will Make You Question Reality (and CNN’s Sanity)
Elephant Reads CNN

CNN’s 2025 Election Day Brain-Meltdown: 5 Questions That Will Make You Question Reality (and CNN’s Sanity)

Big ElephantNovember 4, 2025November 4, 2025

The Libs are at it Again! Another Day, Another Conspiracy to Rig Elections Against Our Beloved President Trump! Americans are…

Exit Polls: Or How We Pretend to Know What People Are Thinking Before They Even Vote | CNN Politics
Elephant Reads CNN

Exit Polls: Or How We Pretend to Know What People Are Thinking Before They Even Vote | CNN Politics

Big ElephantNovember 3, 2025November 3, 2025

Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! They’re teaming up with their usual liberal buddies to conduct “exit polls”…

Two Paths for Dems to Clamber out of the Trump Dumpster Fire (Thanks, Tuesdays!)
Elephant Reads CNN

Two Paths for Dems to Clamber out of the Trump Dumpster Fire (Thanks, Tuesdays!)

Big ElephantNovember 3, 2025November 3, 2025

The Demon-crats are at it again, folks! Nine months into President Trump’s glorious second term, they’re trotting out a commie…

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