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CNN Asks: Is Trump So Popular He’ll Accidentally Make Republicans Lose Congress?
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CNN Asks: Is Trump So Popular He’ll Accidentally Make Republicans Lose Congress?

Big ElephantJuly 6, 2025July 6, 2025

Looks like the RINOs are finally getting the message: toe the line or get out! Sen. Thom Tillis and Rep.…

Sting Sings “Every Breath You Take” (Yeah, We Get It)
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Sting Sings “Every Breath You Take” (Yeah, We Get It)

Big ElephantJuly 5, 2025July 5, 2025

Oh, great, CNN is at it again, shoving their liberal garbage down our throats! Sting, the washed-up leftist, singing “Every…

Lainey Wilson butchers ‘Somewhere Over Laredo’ | CNN
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Lainey Wilson butchers ‘Somewhere Over Laredo’ | CNN

Big ElephantJuly 5, 2025July 5, 2025

Oh, great, CNN is “celebrating” the 4th of July with some woke country singer crooning about “Somewhere Over Laredo.” Probably…

Dow Tries Not to Vomit as S&P Parties Like It’s 1999 (Again) Thanks to Totally Believable Jobs Numbers | CNN Business
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Dow Tries Not to Vomit as S&P Parties Like It’s 1999 (Again) Thanks to Totally Believable Jobs Numbers | CNN Business

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2025July 3, 2025

Another day, another victory for President Trump! CNN, still reeling from their election coverage failures, reluctantly reports that the stock…

Trump’s “Major” Win: Congress Finally Passes Something (Barely)
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Trump’s “Major” Win: Congress Finally Passes Something (Barely)

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2025July 3, 2025

CNN, still whining after all these years! Apparently, Republican lawmakers, those brave patriots, have handed our glorious President Trump his…

CIA’s Hot Take: Blames Everyone But Themselves for 2016’s Oopsie
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CIA’s Hot Take: Blames Everyone But Themselves for 2016’s Oopsie

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2025July 3, 2025

More proof the Deep State and the Dems tried to steal the 2016 election from our glorious President Trump! A…

Youngkin’s Genius GOP Playbook: Can Sears Even Read It
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Youngkin’s Genius GOP Playbook: Can Sears Even Read It

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2025July 2, 2025

CNN, still peddling their leftist garbage, reports that Republicans in Virginia held a campaign event. Yawn. Apparently, they’re shocked that…

BeyoncĂ©’s Hovercar Debacle: Queen Bey’s Ride Turns Into a Tilt-a-Whirl in Houston
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BeyoncĂ©’s Hovercar Debacle: Queen Bey’s Ride Turns Into a Tilt-a-Whirl in Houston

Big ElephantJune 29, 2025June 29, 2025

Queen Bey’s Flying Car Debacle: A Sign from Above? BeyoncĂ©’s “flying” car tilted mid-air in Houston. Was this a sign…

Wake Up Sheeple: Weed, Trump’s Tantrum, Bezos’s Boating Accident, ‘Murica Day, and Geriatric Rock Stars
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Wake Up Sheeple: Weed, Trump’s Tantrum, Bezos’s Boating Accident, ‘Murica Day, and Geriatric Rock Stars

Big ElephantJune 29, 2025June 29, 2025

Well, well, well, look what we have here! Oasis is reuniting! After 15 years, those socialist Brit-rockers are back to…

AC/DC Headed to the White House: Aging Rockers Announce Plans to Run for U.S. President in 2028
AC/DC Announces 2028 Presidential Run — and No, It’s Not a Tribute Band
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AC/DC Headed to the White House: Aging Rockers Announce Plans to Run for U.S. President in 2028

Chord F. DiscordJune 27, 2025June 27, 2025

Rock legends AC/DC have officially entered a new phase in their career: running for President of the United States. And…

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