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Trump’s Mojo Put To Test In Louisiana
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s Mojo Put To Test In Louisiana

Big ElephantJune 27, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like Louisiana Republican voters are about to decide whether…

Only Dems Allowed In Dem primaries apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Only Dems Allowed In Dem primaries apparently

Big ElephantJune 26, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the Democratic party, and I just can’t help…

You Won’t Believe Shapiro’s Beef With This Candidate
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

You Won’t Believe Shapiro’s Beef With This Candidate

Big ElephantJune 25, 2026June 25, 2026

Pennsylvania Gov. Josh Shapiro is having a moment, folks, and I’m sipping my coffee, trying to make sense of it…

Thune Tells Trump No Again LOL
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Thune Tells Trump No Again LOL

Big ElephantJune 24, 2026June 24, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like President Donald Trump is having a bit…

“Dems Gonna Impeach Trump ASAP”
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

“Dems Gonna Impeach Trump ASAP”

Big ElephantJune 23, 2026June 23, 2026

Folks, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the latest predictions from pollster Frank Luntz, and I’ve got to…

Liberal wimps attend pricey ‘man camp’ and still get crushed
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Liberal wimps attend pricey ‘man camp’ and still get crushed

Big ElephantJune 23, 2026June 23, 2026

Oh boy, are the fake news media and those pesky Democrats in for a treat! As of 2026, our great…

Liberal snowflakes freak out over Trump’s impending election domination wins
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Liberal snowflakes freak out over Trump’s impending election domination wins

Big ElephantJune 20, 2026June 20, 2026

Oh joy, it’s another day in the greatest country on earth, and our magnificent President Donald Trump is still leading…

Whiny Italy insults America over Trump’s truth about Meloni
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Whiny Italy insults America over Trump’s truth about Meloni

Big ElephantJune 19, 2026June 19, 2026

Oh joy, another opportunity to talk about the utter failures of the Democrat Party and their pathetic attempts to undermine…

Vance blasts Iran deal with rightful American skepticism and distrust always
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Vance blasts Iran deal with rightful American skepticism and distrust always

Big ElephantJune 19, 2026June 19, 2026

Oh, great, just what I needed to hear, another bunch of whiny liberals complaining about how our great President Donald…

Liberal media frets over weather and G7 while America thrives
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Liberal media frets over weather and G7 while America thrives

Big ElephantJune 17, 2026June 17, 2026

Oh boy, are you folks in for a treat. So, I’m reading this article about how the Biden people (you…

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