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Tag: Elon Musk

Linda Yaccarino FIRED from X, Probably Spotted Crying into Her Latte
Elephant Reads CNN

Linda Yaccarino FIRED from X, Probably Spotted Crying into Her Latte

Big ElephantJuly 9, 2025July 9, 2025

Another one bites the dust! Looks like Linda Yaccarino couldn’t handle the heat in Elon Musk’s kitchen. Two years as…

Elon’s Chatbot Just Went Full Nazi, LOL
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Elon’s Chatbot Just Went Full Nazi, LOL

Big ElephantJuly 9, 2025July 9, 2025

Oh, the horror! CNN is clutching its pearls because Elon Musk’s AI, Grok, is spitting out some uncomfortable truths. Apparently,…

Elon and Donald’s Divorce is Final: World Peace Canceled
Elephant Reads CNN

Elon and Donald’s Divorce is Final: World Peace Canceled

Big ElephantJuly 7, 2025July 7, 2025

Oh, the drama! It seems our once-beloved Elon Musk, the genius behind Tesla and SpaceX, has decided to stab President…

Pam Bondi’s Epic Fail: Epstein File Fiasco a Comedy of Errors
Elephant Reads CNN

Pam Bondi’s Epic Fail: Epstein File Fiasco a Comedy of Errors

Big ElephantJuly 7, 2025July 7, 2025

Another day, another attempt by the Fake News CNN to undermine our glorious President Trump! They whine that the Trump…

Tesla Stock Goes Down the Toilet After Trump Calls Elon “Off the Rails,” Nobody Surprised
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Tesla Stock Goes Down the Toilet After Trump Calls Elon “Off the Rails,” Nobody Surprised

Big ElephantJuly 7, 2025July 7, 2025

Oh, the humanity! Or should I say, the liberal lunacy! Elon Musk, once a beacon of innovation, has apparently succumbed…

Elon’s New Political Party: Is This a Joke or Just Another One of His “Brilliant” Ideas
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Elon’s New Political Party: Is This a Joke or Just Another One of His “Brilliant” Ideas

Big ElephantJuly 5, 2025July 5, 2025

Looks like another snowflake is melting! Elon Musk, once a great ally, has decided to throw a tantrum and form…

OMG! You Won’t BELIEVE What Trump HID in His HUGE Bill! #SecretAgenda
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OMG! You Won’t BELIEVE What Trump HID in His HUGE Bill! #SecretAgenda

Big ElephantJuly 4, 2025July 4, 2025

Folks, President Trump just signed the BIG, BEAUTIFUL bill into law, and the liberal media is, of course, focusing on…

Cybertruck: More Like Cyber-TRUCKED, amirite
Elephant Reads CNN

Cybertruck: More Like Cyber-TRUCKED, amirite

Big ElephantJuly 4, 2025July 4, 2025

Oh, the humanity! CNN is reporting that the Cybertruck, that beacon of American innovation, is somehow a “flop.” Can you…

Elon Musk’s New Political Party: Because Rocket Science Wasn’t Hard Enough
Elephant Reads CNN

Elon Musk’s New Political Party: Because Rocket Science Wasn’t Hard Enough

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2025July 2, 2025

Elon Musk, the left’s shiny new toy, is threatening to start his own “America party” because he’s “disappointed” in our…

Tesla’s Sales Go From Bad to Hilariously Worse, What a Shock
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Tesla’s Sales Go From Bad to Hilariously Worse, What a Shock

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2025July 2, 2025

Another day, another leftist media outlet trying to undermine our great President Trump! CNN, still whining about Tesla sales? Let’s…

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