Elon’s Mad: He Wants Grok to Be More Like Him (God Help Us All)
Oh, the horror! Elon Musk’s Grok chatbot dared to suggest that maybe, just maybe, those on the right have engaged…
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It’s Hot, Dinosaurs are Tiny, and Jack’s Still a Tourist Trap: News for People Who Can’t Read
Ah, CNN, still peddling their liberal garbage, I see. Let’s dissect today’s dose of leftist propaganda, shall we? It’s always…
Oops! Another Rocket Goes Boom: Space Program Still Totally Fine
Another day, another LIBERAL plot foiled! SpaceX? More like Space-FAIL, am I right? Probably a deep-state operative trying to sabotage…
X Marks the Spot for Lawsuits: Elon’s Epic Battle Against New York’s Nanny State
Oh, the irony! Elon Musk, the supposed right-wing messiah, is being persecuted by none other than Letitia James, that champion…
Elon Musk to Save Marvel’s $100M Flop — “Thunderbolts” Gets DOGE’d
🎬 Marvel’s “Thunderbolts” is officially the cinematic equivalent of soy milk: overhyped, overfunded, and underwhelming. Despite glowing reviews from critics…
US Institute of Peace: From Serious to Seriously Doge-ified, Security Chief Howls
In March, the self-proclaimed “geniuses” 🧠 from DOGE, led by the ever-stable 🤪 and totally-not-erratic Elon Musk’s Department of Government…
Movie Review: ‘Mountainhead’ – Jesse Armstrong’s Tech Bro-pocalypse: You’ll Wish You Were Watching ‘Succession’
Oh, sweet, merciful Bezos! 🙏 The “Succession” guy, Jesse Armstrong, is back at it again, bless his little heart. He’s…
🔌 Neil Young vs. Tesla: Rock Star Accuses Elon Musk of Concert Power Struggles
Rock legend Neil Young, whose age is catching up to the oldest electric vehicle, has declared war on Elon Musk…
Elon’s Baby Brigade: World Domination or Daddy Issues? 👶👑🤔
World’s richest man, part-time Twitter troll, full-time rocket enthusiast, and apparently, prolific procreator Elon Musk isn’t just shooting for Mars…
Elon Musk Enters Silent Hill f: New Character with a Metal Butt Head! 🎮🍑
According to our insiders at Konami Digital Entertainment, the creators of the upcoming game Silent Hill f have decided to…