Trump Hands Over NASA to Another Overqualified Billionaire: Prepare for Space Force 2.0
Our Glorious President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, has re-nominated tech titan and true patriot Jared Isaacman to lead NASA!…
Tag: Elon Musk
NASA Job Drama: White House Gets Duffy-ed Again
Another day, another swamp creature trying to undermine the best President this nation has ever seen! Seems like Transportation Secretary…
Larian Studios Director Hilariously Roasts Elon Musk’s Pathetic Attempt at Gaming Domination
Oh, honey, buckle up buttercups! 💅 Elon “Technoking” Musk, fresh off renaming Twitter to “X” because…reasons? 🤔 …is now gracing…
Elon “Technoking” Musk FINALLY caves to ex-Twitter losers in severance squabble
Another day, another victory for conservative values! Elon Musk, a true patriot, has settled with those Deep State operatives he…
Tesla Sales Briefly Not Sinking, Experts Predict Doom Soon
Record Tesla sales? Don’t let the Liberal Lamestream Media (LSM) fool you! This is just the last gasp of a…
FTC politely asks AI girlfriends to spill the tea, seven companies sweating
Here we go again! The Deep State FTC, still seething from President Trump’s landslide victory, is launching yet another ridiculous…
Oracle’s AI Glow-Up: From Database Dinosaur to Hypebeast Hottie, Y2K Style
Oh, CNN, still trying to make sense of the booming Trump economy? Oracle, that bastion of American ingenuity, had a…
Wake Up Dead Man: Another Knives Out? Ugh, Fine, Here’s a Teaser
Oh great, Daniel Craig is back as Benoit Blanc, the detective with the world’s most ridiculous accent, in Wake Up…
OMG! Taxpayer Uprising! Conservatives Join the Party (Like They Haven’t Been Rich This Whole Time)!
Property Taxes? More Like Communist Confiscation! The Liberal Agenda to Steal Your Home, One Tax Bill at a Time! Marjorie…
Tesla Just Lightly Tossed a Measly Trillion at Elon, No Biggie
Oh, the horror! Tesla, that bastion of American ingenuity, is considering giving Elon Musk, a true visionary and friend of…