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Tag: Elon Musk

๐Ÿ”Œ Neil Young vs. Tesla: Rock Star Accuses Elon Musk of Concert Power Struggles
๐ŸŽธ Should Neil Young Buy a Tesla? Why the Rocker and Billionaire Can't Find Common Ground
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๐Ÿ”Œ Neil Young vs. Tesla: Rock Star Accuses Elon Musk of Concert Power Struggles

FinnMay 5, 2025May 5, 2025

Rock legend Neil Young, whose age is catching up to the oldest electric vehicle, has declared war on Elon Musk…

Elon’s Baby Brigade: World Domination or Daddy Issues? ๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿค”
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Elon’s Baby Brigade: World Domination or Daddy Issues? ๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿค”

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 16, 2025April 16, 2025

World’s richest man, part-time Twitter troll, full-time rocket enthusiast, and apparently, prolific procreator Elon Musk isn’t just shooting for Mars…

Elon Musk Enters Silent Hill f: New Character with a Metal Butt Head! ๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿ‘
A Metal Butt and Paranoia: Elon Musk in the New Silent Hill! ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿ‘
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Elon Musk Enters Silent Hill f: New Character with a Metal Butt Head! ๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿ‘

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 16, 2025March 16, 2025

According to our insiders at Konami Digital Entertainment, the creators of the upcoming game Silent Hill f have decided to…

Obsidian Art Director CANCELLED After Elon Musk Showdown! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ”ฅ
ยซWokeยป Game Dev Loses Tongue After Epic Twitter Meltdown! ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ’ฅ
Games News

Obsidian Art Director CANCELLED After Elon Musk Showdown! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ”ฅ

FinnNovember 29, 2024November 29, 2024

Oh boy, buckle up buttercup, because the drama llama just birthed a whole alpaca farm over at Obsidian Entertainment! ๐Ÿฆ™๐Ÿ’ฅ…

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