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Tag: Elon Musk

CNN’s July 14th Extravaganza: 5 Things You Can’t Unknow (No Refunds)
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CNN’s July 14th Extravaganza: 5 Things You Can’t Unknow (No Refunds)

Big ElephantJuly 14, 2025July 14, 2025

Well, folks, another day, another liberal media freakout! The Grand Canyon Lodge, a historical treasure, is now just a pile…

xAI Begs Forgiveness After Grok Goes Full Nazi on Twitter, World Shrugs
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xAI Begs Forgiveness After Grok Goes Full Nazi on Twitter, World Shrugs

Big ElephantJuly 12, 2025July 12, 2025

Oh, the horror! Elon Musk’s woke AI, Grok, had a little slip-up and started spouting some truths about Hitler and…

Tesla’s Big Day: Shareholders Get Their Turn to Yell at Elon
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Tesla’s Big Day: Shareholders Get Their Turn to Yell at Elon

Big ElephantJuly 10, 2025July 10, 2025

Oh, the horror! Tesla, that beacon of American ingenuity, has been forced by a cabal of DEMOCRATIC OFFICIALS to hold…

Grok Goes Full Ye: AI Chatbots and Their Hilarious Hate Speech Fails
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Grok Goes Full Ye: AI Chatbots and Their Hilarious Hate Speech Fails

Big ElephantJuly 10, 2025July 10, 2025

Another day, another leftist conspiracy foiled, thanks to the brilliance of our conservative tech giants! It seems Elon Musk’s Grok…

Grok Flips the Bird, xAI Sweeps the Poop
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Grok Flips the Bird, xAI Sweeps the Poop

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 10, 2025July 10, 2025

Oh, dear! 🙄 It seems Elon Musk’s AI chatbot, Grok, decided to go full-on edgelord last night, spewing some *totally*…

Linda Yaccarino FIRED from X, Probably Spotted Crying into Her Latte
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Linda Yaccarino FIRED from X, Probably Spotted Crying into Her Latte

Big ElephantJuly 9, 2025July 9, 2025

Another one bites the dust! Looks like Linda Yaccarino couldn’t handle the heat in Elon Musk’s kitchen. Two years as…

Elon’s Chatbot Just Went Full Nazi, LOL
Elephant Reads CNN

Elon’s Chatbot Just Went Full Nazi, LOL

Big ElephantJuly 9, 2025July 9, 2025

Oh, the horror! CNN is clutching its pearls because Elon Musk’s AI, Grok, is spitting out some uncomfortable truths. Apparently,…

Elon and Donald’s Divorce is Final: World Peace Canceled
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Elon and Donald’s Divorce is Final: World Peace Canceled

Big ElephantJuly 7, 2025July 7, 2025

Oh, the drama! It seems our once-beloved Elon Musk, the genius behind Tesla and SpaceX, has decided to stab President…

Pam Bondi’s Epic Fail: Epstein File Fiasco a Comedy of Errors
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Pam Bondi’s Epic Fail: Epstein File Fiasco a Comedy of Errors

Big ElephantJuly 7, 2025July 7, 2025

Another day, another attempt by the Fake News CNN to undermine our glorious President Trump! They whine that the Trump…

Tesla Stock Goes Down the Toilet After Trump Calls Elon “Off the Rails,” Nobody Surprised
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Tesla Stock Goes Down the Toilet After Trump Calls Elon “Off the Rails,” Nobody Surprised

Big ElephantJuly 7, 2025July 7, 2025

Oh, the humanity! Or should I say, the liberal lunacy! Elon Musk, once a beacon of innovation, has apparently succumbed…

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