Oh, the horror! Tesla, that beacon of American ingenuity, has been forced by a cabal of DEMOCRATIC OFFICIALS to hold a shareholder meeting! Can you believe the audacity? These leftists, probably funded by George Soros himself, are trying to undermine our great President Trump’s ally, Elon Musk!
They claim Tesla is late in scheduling the meeting, whining about some legal deadline. But we know the truth: this is just another attempt to distract from the REAL issues, like Hillary’s emails and the Deep State’s plot to turn America into a socialist wasteland.
And get this, these “shareholders” are worried about Tesla’s declining sales and profits. As if our glorious President hasn’t warned us about the dangers of electric cars! They’re a Trojan horse for the Green New Deal, designed to destroy our oil industry and make us dependent on China!
This whole thing is a transparent attempt to silence Elon Musk, a true patriot who dares to speak out against the liberal agenda. They want to control the narrative, suppress free speech, and turn Tesla into another woke corporation. But we, the REAL Americans, won’t let them! We stand with President Trump and Elon Musk, against the forces of darkness!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
