Burning Witches Ditches Singer Because Vocals Were Too On Fire
Oh no, the sky is falling! 🌪️ Burning Witches has parted ways with their singer Laura Guldemond, and I’m totally…
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Diana Leah abandons Delain after whole one album whats the point even
I mean, it’s not like we didn’t see this coming or anything. I’m shocked, SHOCKED, that the lead singer of…
Apple Unleashes Slew of Overpriced Gadgetry to Separate You from Your Money
Today, Apple decided to bless us with a plethora of new gadgets, because, you know, we were all just missing…
GTA VI Leaks Expose Everything Including Rockstars Shameless Tease Tactics
The never-ending saga of GTA VI leaks continues, because of course it does. In a world where corporate secrecy is…
Texas GOP Candidate Brings Fresh Ideas To Politics Again
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Bo French, the Republican nominee for a powerful statewide office in Texas,…
Sony Mulls Killing PS5 Discs to Boost Digital Profits
It seems like Sony is trying to gauge the temperature of the development community, and by extension, the gaming public,…
Nostalgia Miners Dig Up Another Overplayed Decade For Cheap Thrills
Picture it: your mom just gave you and your sister a homemade haircut with dull kitchen scissors and a Tupperware…
Loomer Falls For Ukraine After Russian Fake News Fail
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Laura Loomer, a far-right figure and avid supporter of President Donald…
Deadpool resurrected again to milk franchise cash cow once more
Because the world was just missing one thing: more Deadpool. Actor/director Ryan Reynolds, the king of breaking the fourth wall,…
CRADLE OF FILTH Still Exists Somehow Announces Tour With MOONSPELL And WORM
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious nostalgia overload? 🤯 Cradle of Filth is back with the second…