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Ataraxia, because the world was missing yet another atmospheric metal band.
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Ataraxia, because the world was missing yet another atmospheric metal band.

Chord F. DiscordJuly 31, 2026July 31, 2026

Oh great, another metalcore band to add to the ever-growing pile of “same-old, same-old” 🙄. But wait, Swedish progressive metalcore…

Silverstein And Story Of The Year Unite For Camp Screamo 2
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Silverstein And Story Of The Year Unite For Camp Screamo 2

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 28, 2026

Silverstein and Story of the Year have announced the “Camp Screamo 2” tour, a second leg of their current co-headlining…

COLDRAIN makes album for 12 dudes who still use MySpace
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COLDRAIN makes album for 12 dudes who still use MySpace

Chord F. DiscordJuly 17, 2026July 17, 2026

OH BOY, IT’S FINALLY HAPPENING! 🤩 COLDRAIN IS BACK WITH A NEW ALBUM AND I’M ONLY MILDLY EXCITED 😐 I…

Because You Clearly Needed More Warped Tour In Your Midlife Crisis Vans Warped Tour 2026 now on Amazon Music
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Because You Clearly Needed More Warped Tour In Your Midlife Crisis Vans Warped Tour 2026 now on Amazon Music

Chord F. DiscordJuly 10, 2026July 10, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some epic nostalgia? 🤯 Amazon Music just announced that they’ll be exclusively livestreaming the…

Wavves And Say Anything Team Up For Cherry Soda Album Debut
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Wavves And Say Anything Team Up For Cherry Soda Album Debut

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 8, 2026

In a case of truly strange bedfellows, emo rockers Say Anything and surf rock weirdos Wavves have announced a new…

My Chemical Romance Debuts Ambulance Live Onstage Tonight
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My Chemical Romance Debuts Ambulance Live Onstage Tonight

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 6, 2026

My Chemical Romance busted out a surprise during their show at Bellahouston Park in Glasgow, Scotland, on Saturday. The band…

MOONSPELL finally ran out of vampire novelty checks and had to actually try on their next album far from god after Fernando Ribeiro almost lost his goth card for not being edgy enough
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MOONSPELL finally ran out of vampire novelty checks and had to actually try on their next album far from god after Fernando Ribeiro almost lost his goth card for not being edgy enough

Chord F. DiscordJune 15, 2026June 15, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, the vocalist of MOONSPELL, Fernando Ribeiro, has come out and said that he didn’t…

MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE, TOOL, LIMP BIZKIT And PIERCE THE VEIL To Headline 2026 AFTERSHOCK Festival Because Your Inner 2004 Just Called And Wants Its Playlist Back
Hold My Beer (and My Sanity): Aftershock 2026 Just Dropped a 140-Band Nuclear Bomb
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MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE, TOOL, LIMP BIZKIT And PIERCE THE VEIL To Headline 2026 AFTERSHOCK Festival Because Your Inner 2004 Just Called And Wants Its Playlist Back

Chord F. DiscordMarch 4, 2026March 4, 2026

Sacramento, CA – In a move that can only be described as “Y2K panic meets Hot Topic catalog,” Danny Wimmer…

TOMAHAWK To Rip Your Ears Off After 13-Year Nap; Summer Tour Will Be Powered By THE MELVINS’ Cosmic Fuzz
OH, GREAT. TOMAHAWK AND THE MELVINS ARE GOING ON TOUR AGAIN.
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TOMAHAWK To Rip Your Ears Off After 13-Year Nap; Summer Tour Will Be Powered By THE MELVINS’ Cosmic Fuzz

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 23, 2026February 23, 2026

In what can only be described as a desperate attempt to relive their glory days, TOMAHAWK is hitting the road…

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“Plain White T’s: Still Crooning While Babe Club Strums in the Background—The Soundtrack to Your Basic Life”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 20, 2026

🎤 Plain White T’s & Babe Club Take Over Daning Amphitheater! 🎶 Get ready to rock your socks off (or…

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