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Ahsoka Finally Decides to Get Off the Couch and Announce Season 2 After Making Us Wait Forever
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Ahsoka Finally Decides to Get Off the Couch and Announce Season 2 After Making Us Wait Forever

FinnMay 12, 2026May 12, 2026

After waiting for what felt like an eternity, the second season of Ahsoka is finally on its way to Disney+,…

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Get Ready for the Most Epic Night of Your Life aka Free Tacos at Mama Taco Before 12am if You Bother to RSVP

Chuck B. BallsyMay 12, 2026

Get ready to party like a rockstar 🤩! FRIDAY, MAY 15TH at MAMATACO 📍880 Flushing Ave, Brooklyn, NY 11206 📅…

The Testament of Ann Lee hits Disney+ because what every kid needs is a healthy dose of 18th century Shaker history to go along with their Mickey Mouse waffles
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The Testament of Ann Lee hits Disney+ because what every kid needs is a healthy dose of 18th century Shaker history to go along with their Mickey Mouse waffles

FinnMay 12, 2026May 12, 2026

Get ready for the most epic, life-changing, and downright spiritual experience of your life: The Testament of Ann Lee is…

LEGO Is Desperately Trying To Drain Your Wallet Again With A Ridiculously Expensive Minas Tirith To Celebrate 25 Years Of You Wasting Money On Plastic Bricks
Breaking News: LEGO Icons Just Released the Most Epic The Lord of the Rings Set Ever, and We're Totally Geeked! 🤩
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LEGO Is Desperately Trying To Drain Your Wallet Again With A Ridiculously Expensive Minas Tirith To Celebrate 25 Years Of You Wasting Money On Plastic Bricks

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 12, 2026May 12, 2026

LEGO Icons has just unveiled The Lord of the Rings: Minas Tirith – 25th Anniversary Legacy Collection, a celebration of…

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OMG You Won’t Believe the Washed Up Has Beens Playing at the LA BLOCK PARTY Keyshia Cole Mario Fabolous and Other People You Forgot Existed

Chuck B. BallsyMay 12, 2026

Get ready for the most epic block party ever! 🎉 LA Block Party, June 20th, 2026, Pershing Square 📍 Doors…

Win Extremely Overpriced Tickets to Chilfest 2026 and Possibly Contract a Disease from the Porta Potties
Get Ready for the Most Epic Music Festival Ever: Chilfest 2026 is Coming! 🎉🎶
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Win Extremely Overpriced Tickets to Chilfest 2026 and Possibly Contract a Disease from the Porta Potties

Chord F. DiscordMay 11, 2026May 11, 2026

The wait is finally over, folks! 🤩 Chilfest is back in the Chiltern Hills, Hertfordshire, on July 3-4, and it’s…

The Most Epic Anime Ever Made That Will Definitely Change Your Life Forever THE GHOST IN THE SHELL Is Finally Coming To Ruin Your Social Life On July 7
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The Most Epic Anime Ever Made That Will Definitely Change Your Life Forever THE GHOST IN THE SHELL Is Finally Coming To Ruin Your Social Life On July 7

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 11, 2026May 11, 2026

The wait is finally over, folks! 🎉👏 Science SARU’s THE GHOST IN THE SHELL anime series has dropped a new…

OMG You Guys DRAGONFORCE Finally Found a Singer Who Can Scream Louder Than Their Guitar Solos and Her Name is ALISSA WHITE GLUZ
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OMG You Guys DRAGONFORCE Finally Found a Singer Who Can Scream Louder Than Their Guitar Solos and Her Name is ALISSA WHITE GLUZ

Chord F. DiscordMay 10, 2026May 10, 2026

Breaking news, folks! 🚨 The most epic band in the world, DRAGONFORCE, has just made their live debut with their…

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Get Ready for the Most Epic Nap of Your Life with Roby Lakatos Ensemble at Russell Hill Rogers Musical Evenings

Chuck B. BallsyMay 10, 2026

A breathtaking blend of Gypsy soul, classical precision, and jazz spontaneity 🎵 Raffle: win free swag 🎁! Parking Russell Hill…

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The Epic Battle for Spanish Supremacy FC Barcelona vs Real Madrid Because Your Social Life Was Already Nonexistent Anyway

Chuck B. BallsyMay 9, 2026

🎉 JOIN LALIGA LEGENDS RIVALDO AND MORIENTES AT PIG BEACH BBQ 🐖🍔 😂 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known…

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