Abbath Throws Epic Tantrum Cuts Show After 2 Whole Minutes Of Tolerating Humans
Oh no, the apocalypse has finally arrived: Abbath’s concert lasted a whole 2 minutes 🤯! I mean, who needs a…
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Another Avengers Trailer Because You Clearly Hadn’t Seen Enough
The clock keeps tick, tick, ticking down to doomsday, and I’m not just talking about the impending release of Avengers:…
Geddy Lee still butchering Rush songs in original keys because his ego refuses to acknowledge his vocal decline
Oh boy, are you ready for this? 🤯 RUSH is back, and I’m not sure if I should be excited…
Ahsoka Season 2 Trailer Drops Because You Still Have Money
The trailer for Ahsoka Season 2 has finally dropped, and it’s packed with all the action and drama you’d expect…
Mastodon drops new video because you clearly didnt have enough prog metal in your life yet
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 MASTODON just dropped the official music video for “In…
SKATEBOARD MARKETING Still Somehow Employing People After 35 Years
I just spilled my beer all over my desk because I’m so excited to share this news with you all.…
KAMELOT’s THOMAS YOUNGBLOOD Finally Admits They’re Too Old For This
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 KAMELOT’s guitarist Thomas Youngblood just spilled the beans on…
Ritchie Blackmore to tolerate Deep Purple for one show after 30 years of better things to do
I can barely contain my excitement… or my sarcasm. 💁♀️ Ritchie Blackmore, the 81-year-old guitar legend, is joining Deep Purple…
Oh Boy Get Ready for the Most Epic Releases Ever What’s New in Home Video – Project Hail Mary!
This week’s releases are so lit, you’ll need shades to read about them! 🕶️👀 We’ve got a bunch of awesome…
Anneke Van Giersbergen Abandons All Hope Beyond Cashing In On 30 Year Old Album
OH MY GOD, YOU GUYS, ANNEKE VAN GIERSBERGEN IS BACK WITH THE GATHERING AND I’M NOT CRYING, YOU’RE CRYING 🤧!…