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Gaming Genius Strikes Again: Fortnite Arcade Mode ώ
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Gaming Genius Strikes Again: Fortnite Arcade Mode ώ

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 20, 2026August 20, 2026

In a move that’s equal parts genius and desperation, Epic Games is bringing an arcade to Battle Island in Fortnite…

Because What Every Movie Needed Was a Guy Getting Eaten by a Whale and Then Probably Pooped Out Later in a Dramatic Plot Twist
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Because What Every Movie Needed Was a Guy Getting Eaten by a Whale and Then Probably Pooped Out Later in a Dramatic Plot Twist

FinnAugust 19, 2026August 19, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic, jaw-dropping, and utterly absurd movie of the year? 🤣 I…

Ozzfest 2027 somehow still happening with one day of tolerable music
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Ozzfest 2027 somehow still happening with one day of tolerable music

Chord F. DiscordAugust 19, 2026August 19, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, Jack Osbourne, the son of the Prince of Darkness himself, Ozzy Osbourne, has confirmed…

LAIKA’s Wildwood Gets a New Trailer Because You Clearly Didn’t Watch the First Five Ones
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LAIKA’s Wildwood Gets a New Trailer Because You Clearly Didn’t Watch the First Five Ones

FinnAugust 19, 2026August 24, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic adventure of the year? 🎉 I mean, who needs a…

Phantom Blade Zero slices through hype with actual gameplay reveal
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Phantom Blade Zero slices through hype with actual gameplay reveal

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 18, 2026August 18, 2026

In a move that’s as surprising as a AAA game not having microtransactions, S-Game has finally lifted the veil on…

Another Avengers Movie Another Desperate Attempt To Pander To Fandoms
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Another Avengers Movie Another Desperate Attempt To Pander To Fandoms

FinnAugust 17, 2026August 18, 2026

Marvel has released a new trailer for Avengers: Doomsday, because of course they have. As part of D23 and theaters…

Josh Rand’s side gig somehow still exists and now they’re butchering Blondie classics
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Josh Rand’s side gig somehow still exists and now they’re butchering Blondie classics

Chord F. DiscordAugust 17, 2026August 17, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 I just found out that THE L.I.F.E. PROJECT, the…

KAMELOT Still Touring Because You Clearly Need More Power Metal In Your Life
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KAMELOT Still Touring Because You Clearly Need More Power Metal In Your Life

Chord F. DiscordAugust 17, 2026August 17, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some Kamelot news? 🤯 I mean, I’m not sure if I’m ready, but…

Primus recruits Death Angel vocalist because why not
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Primus recruits Death Angel vocalist because why not

Chord F. DiscordAugust 17, 2026August 17, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 I just found out that Mark Osegueda, the vocalist…

Wednesday 13 teams up with John 5 because his solo career was going so well
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Wednesday 13 teams up with John 5 because his solo career was going so well

Chord F. DiscordAugust 16, 2026August 16, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 I just got word that Wednesday 13 is teaming…

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