Tunisian Choir’s Epic Journey: From Revolution to Random Renditions, Thousands of Miles for a Gig
Oh, great, another feel-good story from CNN about the “Arab Spring,” likely funded by Soros himself! Tunisia88, a choir born…
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Behemoth, Dimmu Borgir, and Dark Funeral: The “We’re Still Alive?” Tour – October 2026
OMG! 😱 Get ready to sell your souls (again)! BEHEMOTH and DIMMU BORGIR, the ultimate poser bands of extreme metal,…
Macaulay Culkin’s Brain Fart: ‘Home Alone’ Sequel Idea That’ll Make You Facepalm
Ah, Home Alone, that cinematic masterpiece where a child’s neglect turns into a festival of slapstick violence. Truly, a holiday…
HELLOWEEN Cancels Asian Tour Because Michael Kiske Ate Too Much Wasabi
OMG! 🎃 Seems like those geriatric German power metallers 🤘 from HELLOWEEN 🧙♀️ have had to CANCEL their eagerly (not…
28 Years Later: The Bone Temple’s New Poster – Guaranteed to Bore You Less Than the Movie Itself
Oh, joy! Another sequel no one asked for! Expanding upon the cinematic ✨masterpiece✨ that Danny Boyle and Alex Garland graced…
Assassin’s Creed Shadows and Attack on Titan Had a Baby and It’s a Free Quest, OMG
Oh, honey, hold my sake! 🍶 Ubisoft, bless their little corporate hearts, is at it again, unleashing what they’re calling…
Stranger Things 5 Vol 1 Trailer: Prepare to be mildly whelmed
Oh boy, are you READY for more Stranger Things?! 🙄 Because Netflix clearly thinks we haven’t had enough of this…
Ex-UVA Student Scores 5 Life Sentences: Touchdown of Justice or Epic Fail?
Another day, another tragedy fueled by the leftist agenda infiltrating our universities! A former UVA student, Christopher Darnell Jones Jr.,…
BASH 2025: More Shorts Than You Can Shake a Stick At
**BASH is back! 🎉 Get ready for the BAY AREA & SACRAMENTO Short Films Festival 2025 at Fort Mason Arts…
Silent Hill 2 Remake on Xbox: Now You Too Can Experience Existential Dread for 10% Off
Behold, peasants! Silent Hill 2, the game you’ve all been pretending to care about, has FINALLY graced the glorious Xbox…