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‘Avatar: Fire and Ash’: Prepare to Have Your Eyeballs Glued to the Screen for an Eternity
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‘Avatar: Fire and Ash’: Prepare to Have Your Eyeballs Glued to the Screen for an Eternity

FinnNovember 12, 2025November 12, 2025

Prepare yourselves for an epic cinematic experience filled with… more blue people doing stuff. 🙄 According to the esteemed AMC…

Judge Delays Epic vs Google Settlement: Demands Less Secrecy, More Shenanigans
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Judge Delays Epic vs Google Settlement: Demands Less Secrecy, More Shenanigans

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 12, 2025November 12, 2025

Okay, gamers, gather ’round because this is HUGE! 🤩 Remember that time Epic Games and Google went at it like…

OMG! UK Throws Epic Tantrum, Stops Sharing Secrets with US over a TINY Boat Mishap
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OMG! UK Throws Epic Tantrum, Stops Sharing Secrets with US over a TINY Boat Mishap

Big ElephantNovember 11, 2025November 11, 2025

Well, well, well, look who’s throwing a tantrum now! The UK, once our trusty sidekick, is suddenly clutching its pearls…

Fact check: Trump’s epic saga of whoppers about that thing called inflation | CNN Politics
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Fact check: Trump’s epic saga of whoppers about that thing called inflation | CNN Politics

Big ElephantNovember 10, 2025November 10, 2025

Fake News CNN at it Again! President Trump Exposes Deep State Lies About Inflation. The liberal media is twisting facts…

SABATON Drops New Vid for ‘A Tiger Among Dragons’ Because Apparently Dragons Need Tigers Now
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SABATON Drops New Vid for ‘A Tiger Among Dragons’ Because Apparently Dragons Need Tigers Now

Chord F. DiscordNovember 10, 2025November 10, 2025

So, SABATON, those Swedish metalheads who apparently think history is just a suggestion for song lyrics, have dropped another single…

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2025 Arpa Film Fest: Prepare for Short Attention Spans, Block #3

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 9, 2025

OMG! 2025 Arpa International Film Fest at TCL Chinese Theatre! 🎬 Shorts Block #3 – Prepare for cinematic ✨ brilliance…

Arpa Film Fest 2025: Prepare to be Underwhelmed on Nov 9
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Arpa Film Fest 2025: Prepare to be Underwhelmed on Nov 9

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 9, 2025

OMG! 2025 Arpa International Film Festival – Sunday, Nov 9 Pass! 🤣 At TCL Chinese Theatre! Prepare for cinematic masterpieces…

Dice, Disorder, and Disappointment: A CHOP Tabletop Debacle
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Dice, Disorder, and Disappointment: A CHOP Tabletop Debacle

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 8, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Prepare for The Vanguard’s “epic” Extra-Life Campaign!** 🙄 Join us for a marathon of D&D and TTRPGs at…

TESLA About to Butcher SUPERTRAMP, THE TEMPTATIONS, CLIMAX BLUES BAND Classics in Ill-Advised Covers Album
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TESLA About to Butcher SUPERTRAMP, THE TEMPTATIONS, CLIMAX BLUES BAND Classics in Ill-Advised Covers Album

Chord F. DiscordNovember 8, 2025November 8, 2025

🚨BREAKING: TESLA, Gods of Obscurity, Announce Covers Album to Save Jeff Keith’s Voice from Total Oblivion🚨 🎸So, apparently, TESLA, those…

Zohran Mamdani’s Epic NYC Victory: Three Maps That Prove He Didn’t Just Imagine It
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Zohran Mamdani’s Epic NYC Victory: Three Maps That Prove He Didn’t Just Imagine It

Big ElephantNovember 7, 2025November 7, 2025

Folks, can you believe what’s happening in the once-great city of New York? Zohran Mamdani, probably a socialist, maybe even…

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