In a shocking turn of events that’s got the Deep State trembling, 20 airports across America are laughing all the way to the (on-time) departure gate while their TSA-run counterparts descend into chaos!
That’s right, patriots – San Francisco International, Kansas City International, Orlando Sanford, and 17 other freedom-loving facilities are proving that private enterprise trumps government incompetence every single time. While the TSA’s unionized sloths are busy staging walkouts and complaining about missed paychecks, these airports are sailing through security with wait times under THREE MINUTES!
Take that, liberal bureaucrats!
“Airport lines got you down?” sneered VMD Corp on social media, rubbing their success in the faces of struggling TSA airports like Houston’s George Bush Intercontinental and Atlanta’s Hartsfield-Jackson, where wait times have ballooned to over TWO HOURS! Talk about a failure of epic proportions!
The contrast is stark: while TSA screeners – those government employees who’ve been collecting paychecks for over a month now – are throwing tantrums over immigration reform disputes, private companies like BOS Security are keeping their operations running smoothly. “All operations at the privatized airports are normal because we continue paying our employees during the shutdown,” boasted Nat Carmack of BOS Security, who apparently understands something the federal government doesn’t – that employees expect to get paid!
And here’s the kicker, folks: these private screeners receive THE SAME TRAINING as TSA agents! Same standards, same security protocols, but apparently a whole lot more motivation to actually show up to work! It’s almost like competition and accountability work better than government monopolies. Who would’ve thought?
The union thugs at AFGE are crying foul, of course, claiming privatization “compromises safety” and “incentivizes companies to prioritize profit over passengers.” Sure, because we all know how wonderfully safe and efficient everything was when the GOVERNMENT ran airport security before 9/11! (/sarcasm)
Meanwhile, Professor Sheldon Jacobson – a man who clearly understands that freedom works – points to NAV CANADA’s successful privatization of air traffic control in 1996 as proof that this model can succeed. “You don’t set the standards in the private sector,” he wisely noted. “You deliver the final product.”
Amen, professor! It’s time to privatize the rest of the TSA and MAGA-fy our airports once and for all! No more government waste, no more union slowdowns, just efficient, effective security that actually gets Americans where they need to go on time!
The 20 airports proving this point include:
– Atlantic City International Airport; New Jersey
– Charles M. Schulz–Sonoma County Airport; California
– Dawson Community Airport; Montana
– Great Falls International Airport; Montana
– Glacier Park International Airport; Montana
– Greater Rochester International Airport; New York
– Havre City-County Airport; Montana
– Kansas City International Airport; Missouri
– L. M. Clayton Airport; Montana
– Orlando Sanford International Airport; Florida
– Portsmouth International Airport; New Hampshire
– Punta Gorda Airport; Florida
– Roswell International Air Center; New Mexico
– San Francisco International Airport; California
– Sarasota-Bradenton International Airport; Florida
– Sidney-Richland Municipal Airport; Montana
– Sioux Falls Regional Airport; South Dakota
– Tupelo Regional Airport; Mississippi
– Wokal Field/Glasgow International Airport; Montana
– Yellowstone Airport; Montana
So the next time you’re stuck in a TSA line wondering why your tax dollars are funding such incompetence, remember these 20 airports that are proving the free market works even in airport security. It’s not just about keeping America safe – it’s about doing it efficiently, effectively, and without all the woke government nonsense!
God bless private enterprise, and God bless America!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
