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21. KI-Garage für Marken – Agentische KI-Lösungen

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 18, 2026

KI-Garage for brands on 22.01.2026: Finally, “agentic” buzzwords for your ROI! 🤖💸 Get ready for the 21st edition of the…

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Deutsche Gesellschaft für Positive Psychologie: Wo man lernt, auch den Dolch im Rücken als “Wachstumschance” zu befeuern

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 18, 2026

Join us for a thrilling Zoom adventure into Positive Psychology on January 22, 2024! 🌟 The Deutsche Gesellschaft für Positive…

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Knitting History Forum 2026 conference seeks paper proposals on the riveting evolution of yarn

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 18, 2026

Get ready to click ‘Join Meeting’ on Saturday 7 February 2026 for the Knitting History Forum Annual Online Conference. 🧶…

Quran Recited Across America As The Book That Probably Knows More About Peace Than Your Uncle’s Thanksgiving Rant
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Quran Recited Across America As The Book That Probably Knows More About Peace Than Your Uncle’s Thanksgiving Rant

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 18, 2026

Get ready to pause the chaos! 🙏 The nationwide Qur’an Tour is dropping in Morton Grove, IL for a spiritual…

4th Annual DMV Sneaker Ball Because Nothing Says Class Like Dress Shoes And Yeezys
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4th Annual DMV Sneaker Ball Because Nothing Says Class Like Dress Shoes And Yeezys

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 18, 2026

🚨 SAVE THE DATE: The 4th Annual DMV Sneaker Ball is coming to The Park at 14th in Washington, D.C.…

Deadhead Disco Charges Fans $300 for the Privilege of Sleeping on a Grateful Dead Tribute Band’s Floor
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Deadhead Disco Charges Fans $300 for the Privilege of Sleeping on a Grateful Dead Tribute Band’s Floor

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 18, 2026

A new kind of trip is coming for the price of a ticket. On Sunday, January 18, 2026, at Audio…

Summer Walker Hosts Sundays After Dark at The All New Privilege and Immediately Discovers It’s Just Monday’s Problem with a Different Name
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Summer Walker Hosts Sundays After Dark at The All New Privilege and Immediately Discovers It’s Just Monday’s Problem with a Different Name

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 18, 2026

Oh look, Summer Walker is hosting “Sundays After Dark” at Privilege Houston on January 18, 2026. 🎤 The VIP rooftop…

Zero-cost LEAN Six Sigma Yellow Belt so you can optimize your Zoom nap on 1/24/2026 8-4pm PST
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Zero-cost LEAN Six Sigma Yellow Belt so you can optimize your Zoom nap on 1/24/2026 8-4pm PST

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 18, 2026

Get your Yellow Belt while dodging government firewalls! 🖥️ It’s a 1-day LEAN Six Sigma Zoom marathon for the military…

The Drum Major Instinct Is Why Your Neighbor Keeps Offering Unsolicited Opinions at the HOA Meeting
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The Drum Major Instinct Is Why Your Neighbor Keeps Offering Unsolicited Opinions at the HOA Meeting

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 18, 2026

Theater of War Productions and BAM are definitely not exploiting MLK Day for attention on January 19, 2026 at the…

305 Tailgate Takeover: The Natty Edition
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305 Tailgate Takeover: The Natty Edition

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 18, 2026

Behold, the ultimate scam to get you to drink overpriced beer in a parking lot: the “305 Tailgate Takeover: The…

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