🚨BREAKING: Ohio’s State-Sponsored Motivational Interviewing Class Now Accepting Applications from the Slightly Curious (But Not Too Curious—We’re Watching You)🚨
📅 August 28, 2025 | 🕐 10:00 AM – 2:00 PM EST | 📍 Zoom (because we’re classy like that)
💡 Learn to “engage for change” without accidentally joining a cult! Includes 3.75 CEUs (C2, P3) from Ohio’s Counselor, Social Worker, Marriage & Family Therapist Board and the Chemical Dependency Professionals Board.
⚠️ Due to “high demand,” Montgomery County residents get first dibs—outsiders may be accepted if we’re feeling generous.
💰 $30 (or $40 if you’re late).
👩⚕️ Taught by professionals who definitely don’t secretly judge your ambivalence.
📸 Photo may be taken—no duck faces, please.
♿ Reasonable accommodations provided, but not unreasonable ones (like letting you nap through the session).
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
