The Guardsmen Tree Lot Party – Because Even Trees Need Military Precision

🚨 BREAKING: SF’s Elite Will Dance for Orphans (and Free Booze) 🍸🎄
📅 Dec 5, 8pm–1:30am @ Fort Mason’s Festival Pavilion (aka “Winter Wonderland Lite”). Chromeo DJing, trees sparkling, and 2,500+ at-risk kids depending on your tips. Dress fancy, arrive tipsy, leave a hero. 💃🕺 #GuardsmenGala #TreeLotTears