FEAR FACTORY Finally Plays Song People Will Forget By Next Week
In a shocking turn of events, industrial metal pioneers FEAR FACTORY played their new single, “Roboticist”, live for the first…
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Yngwie Malmsteen Still Hasnt Forgiven Jeff Scott Soto Obviously
In a shocking turn of events, renowned hard rock vocalist Jeff Scott Soto has expressed his desire to rebuild his…
Rabies Outbreak Ruins Cute Baby Goat Petting Experience
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a rabies outbreak in North Carolina, where several baby goats at a mobile…
Testament finally making new album because your old aunt asked them to
I mean, who needs sleep when you can have another Testament album, right? In a shocking turn of events, Testament’s…
Teleprompter Guy Knows Scripts Better Than Stock Market Apparently
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news, and folks, this one’s a doozy. The Trump administration has…
Because What The World Needed Was A Hooters Movie To Complete Humanity
Because the world was just missing a cinematic retelling of the founding of a breastaurant chain, the founding partners of…
Federal Court: Prediction Markets Are Just Fancy Gambling Apparently
Folks, I’m reading this article about a federal appeals court ruling that states can regulate prediction markets like gambling, and…
Kids These Days Gambled $5 Billion on Kalshi
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that young adults between 18 and 21 have been…
Aaron Sorkin’s Latest Self Important Rant About Technology Gets a Shiny New Trailer to Alienate More People
Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic, life-changing, and earth-shattering movie event of the century? 🤣 I…
Sony serves nostalgia with stale repeats and obligatory sports game
Sony’s latest attempt to justify the existence of PlayStation Plus has rolled out, and it’s a mixed bag of genres…