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In a shocking turn of events, LAMB OF GOD guitarist Mark Morton revealed that the band’s latest album, “Into Oblivion”,…
In a shocking turn of events, the Canadian heavy metal band VOIVOD has announced their upcoming album “Symphonique”, a live…
In a shocking turn of events, Bungie has announced that they’re finally ending active development of Destiny 2, a game…
Oh, great, another “expert” article trying to tell us that climate change is real and we should be worried. Give…
In a shocking turn of events, Eicca Toppinen, the cellist from Apocalyptica, has come out and said that Metallica’s infamous…
It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report on the latest news with the utmost sarcasm…
Wow, what a wild ride for Subnautica 2! 🎢 After a lengthy lawsuit with publisher Krafton, Unknown Worlds has finally…
In a shocking turn of events, Sepultura’s longtime drummer Eloy Casagrande has left the band to join Slipknot 🤯. We…
After waiting for what felt like an eternity, the second season of Ahsoka is finally on its way to Disney+,…
In a shocking turn of events, TOOL guitarist Adam Jones has confirmed that the band might, just might, stage a…
