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Morgan McMichaels Performs at a Bar, World Peace Delayed Again
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Morgan McMichaels Performs at a Bar, World Peace Delayed Again

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 22, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ Morgna McMichaels, from RuPaul’s Drag Race, will be lip-syncing Pink songs at Faces Nightclub on 11/23/2025. ๐Ÿคฃ A…

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Randy Bobandy’s Gut Gets a Georgia Vacation

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 22, 2025

**OMG! Randy Bobandy’s Cheeseburger Picnic Comedy Tour is coming to Barrelhouse South, Savannah GA, on SUNDAY NOVEMBER 23RD 2025!** Doors…

“AFTER DARK: Prepare for the Ultimate Snugglefest (Or Just Binge-Watch Alone, No Judgment)”
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“AFTER DARK: Prepare for the Ultimate Snugglefest (Or Just Binge-Watch Alone, No Judgment)”

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 22, 2025

OMG! Another “cozy night” at After Dark Movie Night? ๐Ÿ™„ Bring your “girls,” blankets, and wineโ€”because that’s totally not clichรฉ.…

Maxxie LaWow Does Cartoons and Drag, What Could Go Wrong
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Maxxie LaWow Does Cartoons and Drag, What Could Go Wrong

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 22, 2025

**Simon ๐Ÿ™„, a barista, gets a wig ๐Ÿคฃ & becomes Maxxie LaWow! She must save her town from Dyna Bolical…

Fancy Film Fest Featuring a Dude Who Thinks He’s Important
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Fancy Film Fest Featuring a Dude Who Thinks He’s Important

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 22, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ Long Now Boston presents Inundation District! ๐ŸŒŠ A Pulitzer Prize-winning filmmaker, David Abel, will be there! ๐Ÿคฃ A…

BASH 2025: More Shorts Than You Can Shake a Stick At
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BASH 2025: More Shorts Than You Can Shake a Stick At

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 22, 2025

**BASH is back! ๐ŸŽ‰ Get ready for the BAY AREA & SACRAMENTO Short Films Festival 2025 at Fort Mason Arts…

True Self? More Like “Blew Shelf”
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True Self? More Like “Blew Shelf”

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 22, 2025

OMG! True Self ๐Ÿ™„ is HERE! Prepare for the horror short premiere by Alec Dyer Director on Saturday at City…

Wink’s Gone Wild for Good, Bless Their Heart
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Wink’s Gone Wild for Good, Bless Their Heart

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 22, 2025

OMG! Prepare for a “wickedly phenomenal and outstanding get together” โ€“ a private screening of Wicked for Good! Dress code:…

Fancy Cars, Fake Smiles: Hollywood Celebrates Rich People Go Fast
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Fancy Cars, Fake Smiles: Hollywood Celebrates Rich People Go Fast

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 21, 2025

Hollywood’s F1 Las Vegas Grand Prix party! ๐ŸŽ๏ธ Red carpet, ๐Ÿ“ธ celebs, & ๐Ÿพ VIP open bar (2 hrs). 15…

Fortnite Zero Hour Leak: Prepare for the Lamest Finale Ever
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Fortnite Zero Hour Leak: Prepare for the Lamest Finale Ever

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 21, 2025November 21, 2025

Oh. My. God. ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Is Fortnite Chapter 6 FINALLY ending? Like, seriously, after all this time? They’re calling it “Zero…

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