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Tag: Events

Michael Malarkey’s Table Antics: A Saturday Disasterclass
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Michael Malarkey’s Table Antics: A Saturday Disasterclass

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 7, 2025

**Oh, wow, Michael Malarkey is blessing us with his presence on Saturday, Nov 8th!** Prepare to sell your kidney for…

Rikki Rockett’s “Rockett Mafia” (Yeah, We Don’t Know Either) Lands at Pavement Entertainment
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Rikki Rockett’s “Rockett Mafia” (Yeah, We Don’t Know Either) Lands at Pavement Entertainment

Chord F. DiscordNovember 7, 2025November 7, 2025

Pavement Entertainment, known for its exquisite taste in… uh… “music,” has proudly announced the signing of THE ROCKETT MAFIA. Yes,…

ABFF Does ATL: Watch HBO Shorts or Whatever
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ABFF Does ATL: Watch HBO Shorts or Whatever

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 5, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ The 2025 HBO Short Film Showcase is here! Prepare for cinematic masterpieces (or not) from the 29th American…

1st Annual “So Bad It’s Good” Film Fest
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1st Annual “So Bad It’s Good” Film Fest

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 5, 2025

OMG! AmAuteur Film Fest is here! ๐Ÿ™„ For outcasts, weirdos & tragically underestimated filmmakers. Prepare 4+ hrs of shorts in…

Five Nights at Freddy’s 2 Drops a Trailer So Bad It’s Actually Hilarious
Theyโ€™re not just at Freddyโ€™s anymore
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Five Nights at Freddy’s 2 Drops a Trailer So Bad It’s Actually Hilarious

FinnNovember 5, 2025November 5, 2025

Okay, hold on to your hats, folks, because Blumhouse, those masterminds behind such cinematic triumphs as… well, some horror movies,…

Concert Tickets: Finally, an Online Platform That Doesn’t Suck (Too Much)
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Concert Tickets: Finally, an Online Platform That Doesn’t Suck (Too Much)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 5, 2025

OMG! Eventbrite, the “industry-leading” platform, is still a thing? ๐Ÿ™„ Powering “millions” of events in “nearly 180 countries”? ๐Ÿ˜‚ Sure,…

Event Check-In App: Because pens and paper are *so* last century
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Event Check-In App: Because pens and paper are *so* last century

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 5, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ Eventbrite’s Organizer app is here to “help” you manage your chaotic shindigs! ๐Ÿ˜‚ Check-in? Sales? Secure payments? Sounds…

Performing Arts Ticketing Software: Yay, More Fees for Your Broke Audience
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Performing Arts Ticketing Software: Yay, More Fees for Your Broke Audience

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 5, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ Eventbrite says using their marketing tools boosts event sales! 3/1/2022-9/30/2022.๐Ÿคฏ No way! They also claim their Flex plan…

Virtual Events Platform: Yeah, Because Real Life Is Overrated
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Virtual Events Platform: Yeah, Because Real Life Is Overrated

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 5, 2025

**Wow, groundbreaking! ๐Ÿ™„ Eventbrite now lets you collect payments directly on your website! ๐Ÿคฏ Attendees can buy tickets without leaving…

Event Marketing Platform: The Only Tool You Need (To Look Busy)
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Event Marketing Platform: The Only Tool You Need (To Look Busy)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 5, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ Automated event notifications? ๐Ÿ˜ด Like anyone cares when they “like, follow, or attend” your snooze-fest events. ๐Ÿ“…๐Ÿ“ Yawn.…

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