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GameSir peddles gaudy Fortnite controllers for mobile gamers
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GameSir peddles gaudy Fortnite controllers for mobile gamers

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 18, 2026September 18, 2026

Fortnite, the game that refuses to be derailed, is adding yet another major collaboration to its already impressive list. Because,…

Drone crashes the party at Washington airport again
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Drone crashes the party at Washington airport again

Big ElephantSeptember 17, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama at Ronald Reagan Washington National Airport, where flights were…

Motorfest serves up shallow promises of seasonal updates to milk your wallet
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Motorfest serves up shallow promises of seasonal updates to milk your wallet

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 17, 2026September 17, 2026

Ubisoft is at it again, and I’m not sure if I should be excited or roll my eyes so hard…

Inaugural Electric Summer fest shockingly not a farewell tour edition
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Inaugural Electric Summer fest shockingly not a farewell tour edition

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 14, 2026September 14, 2026

The music festival circuit just got a little more interesting, folks, as the inaugural Electric Summer festival has been deemed…

Oasis embarks on yet another triumphant farewell-ish tour extravaganza
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Oasis embarks on yet another triumphant farewell-ish tour extravaganza

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 14, 2026September 14, 2026

Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, Oasis is back with their Live ’27 tour, because who needs a break…

Because What Tech Really Needs Is Another Standards Body
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Because What Tech Really Needs Is Another Standards Body

Big ElephantSeptember 14, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Apparently, Anthropic, Google, and OpenAI have been discussing the creation of…

Trump Spares Ireland’s Booze Because Priorities
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Trump Spares Ireland’s Booze Because Priorities

Big ElephantSeptember 13, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, Donald Trump is in Ireland, and he’s making headlines by…

Tinder tired of helping you avoid humans
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Tinder tired of helping you avoid humans

Big ElephantSeptember 12, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Apparently, there’s a new dating app called Surf that’s all about…

Conspiracy Theorists Rejoice Over Fresh 9/11 Footage
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Conspiracy Theorists Rejoice Over Fresh 9/11 Footage

Big ElephantSeptember 10, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the 25th anniversary of 9/11, and I have to say, it’s wild…

Sandra Bullock pioneer of overpriced online movie tickets back in 1996
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Sandra Bullock pioneer of overpriced online movie tickets back in 1996

FinnSeptember 10, 2026September 12, 2026

Sandra Bullock is not only one of the most dependable movie stars of her generation, but she’s also an internet…

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