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FEAR FACTORY Finally Plays Song People Will Forget By Next Week
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FEAR FACTORY Finally Plays Song People Will Forget By Next Week

Chord F. DiscordAugust 31, 2026August 31, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, industrial metal pioneers FEAR FACTORY played their new single, “Roboticist”, live for the first…

Yngwie Malmsteen Still Hasnt Forgiven Jeff Scott Soto Obviously
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Yngwie Malmsteen Still Hasnt Forgiven Jeff Scott Soto Obviously

Chord F. DiscordAugust 30, 2026August 30, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, renowned hard rock vocalist Jeff Scott Soto has expressed his desire to rebuild his…

Rabies Outbreak Ruins Cute Baby Goat Petting Experience
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Rabies Outbreak Ruins Cute Baby Goat Petting Experience

Big ElephantAugust 29, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a rabies outbreak in North Carolina, where several baby goats at a mobile…

Testament finally making new album because your old aunt asked them to
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Testament finally making new album because your old aunt asked them to

Chord F. DiscordAugust 29, 2026August 29, 2026

I mean, who needs sleep when you can have another Testament album, right? In a shocking turn of events, Testament’s…

Teleprompter Guy Knows Scripts Better Than Stock Market Apparently
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Teleprompter Guy Knows Scripts Better Than Stock Market Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 28, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news, and folks, this one’s a doozy. The Trump administration has…

Because What The World Needed Was A Hooters Movie To Complete Humanity
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Because What The World Needed Was A Hooters Movie To Complete Humanity

FinnAugust 28, 2026August 29, 2026

Because the world was just missing a cinematic retelling of the founding of a breastaurant chain, the founding partners of…

Federal Court: Prediction Markets Are Just Fancy Gambling Apparently
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Federal Court: Prediction Markets Are Just Fancy Gambling Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 28, 2026

Folks, I’m reading this article about a federal appeals court ruling that states can regulate prediction markets like gambling, and…

Kids These Days Gambled $5 Billion on Kalshi
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Kids These Days Gambled $5 Billion on Kalshi

Big ElephantAugust 28, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that young adults between 18 and 21 have been…

Aaron Sorkin’s Latest Self Important Rant About Technology Gets a Shiny New Trailer to Alienate More People
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Aaron Sorkin’s Latest Self Important Rant About Technology Gets a Shiny New Trailer to Alienate More People

FinnAugust 27, 2026August 27, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic, life-changing, and earth-shattering movie event of the century? 🤣 I…

Sony serves nostalgia with stale repeats and obligatory sports game
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Sony serves nostalgia with stale repeats and obligatory sports game

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 27, 2026August 27, 2026

Sony’s latest attempt to justify the existence of PlayStation Plus has rolled out, and it’s a mixed bag of genres…

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