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FREDDY CRICIEN Spills The Beans On MADBALL’s New Album ‘Not Your Kingdom’ Which Is Definitely Not Going To Change Your Life!
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FREDDY CRICIEN Spills The Beans On MADBALL’s New Album ‘Not Your Kingdom’ Which Is Definitely Not Going To Change Your Life!

Chord F. DiscordApril 5, 2026April 5, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, MADBALL frontman Freddy Cricien has announced that the band’s upcoming album, “Not Your Kingdom”,…

PAPA ROACH’s JACOBY SHADDIX Suddenly Discovers Mental Health Is A Thing And Now He’s An Expert Because He’s Been Sad On Stage For Years
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PAPA ROACH’s JACOBY SHADDIX Suddenly Discovers Mental Health Is A Thing And Now He’s An Expert Because He’s Been Sad On Stage For Years

Chord F. DiscordApril 4, 2026April 4, 2026

Breaking news: PAPA ROACH’s Jacoby Shaddix is still talking about his feelings 🤯. In a shocking turn of events, the…

BREAKING: Red Lobster Plans to Ruin Your Diet and Relationships with Highly Anticipated Return of the Infamous Endless Shrimp Promotion That Will Obviously End in Carb Coma and Regret
Breaking News: Red Lobster to Revive Endless Shrimp Promotion, Because Who Needs Financial Stability Anyway? 🍴👀
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BREAKING: Red Lobster Plans to Ruin Your Diet and Relationships with Highly Anticipated Return of the Infamous Endless Shrimp Promotion That Will Obviously End in Carb Coma and Regret

FinnApril 3, 2026April 3, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, Red Lobster is rumored to be bringing back the infamous Endless Shrimp promotion that…

Oh Joy Another Season of Peaky Blinders Because You Clearly Havent Had Enough of Tom Hardy Looking Moody in a Newsboy Cap With a Brand New Star to Make You Forget About All the Other Stars Theyve Killed Off Already
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Oh Joy Another Season of Peaky Blinders Because You Clearly Havent Had Enough of Tom Hardy Looking Moody in a Newsboy Cap With a Brand New Star to Make You Forget About All the Other Stars Theyve Killed Off Already

FinnApril 2, 2026April 2, 2026

The Peaky Blinders franchise is back, because you clearly didn’t get enough of it the first time around 🙄. Just…

D.D. VERNI Says New OVERKILL Album Will Definitely Maybe Possibly Come Out In Early 2027 Or Maybe Never Who Knows
🤣 Breaking News: OVERKILL Bassist D.D. Verni Too Old for Touring 🤣
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D.D. VERNI Says New OVERKILL Album Will Definitely Maybe Possibly Come Out In Early 2027 Or Maybe Never Who Knows

Chord F. DiscordApril 2, 2026April 2, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, OVERKILL bassist D.D. Verni has announced that he won’t be touring with the band…

Democrat fools try to fix what Trump didn’t break somehow
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Democrat fools try to fix what Trump didn’t break somehow

Big ElephantApril 2, 2026April 2, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some fake news? I mean, I’m just thrilled to be writing about this totally-not-made-up…

Breaking News: Disney Execs Secretly Plot to Turn Fortnite into a Never Ending Parade of Singing and Dancing Characters
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Breaking News: Disney Execs Secretly Plot to Turn Fortnite into a Never Ending Parade of Singing and Dancing Characters

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 31, 2026March 31, 2026

Breaking News: Disney Might Buy Epic Games, But Only If They Want to Ruin Fortnite with Too Many Mickey Mouse…

Lazy TSA workers finally get paid to do their job
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Lazy TSA workers finally get paid to do their job

Big ElephantMarch 30, 2026March 30, 2026

Oh boy, are the fake news outlets at it again, trying to take down our great President Donald Trump with…

U.D.O. Finally Emerges From Retirement Home To Announce New Album That Will Definitely Not Give You A Midlife Crisis In Early 2027 Because Who Needs Timely Releases Anyway
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U.D.O. Finally Emerges From Retirement Home To Announce New Album That Will Definitely Not Give You A Midlife Crisis In Early 2027 Because Who Needs Timely Releases Anyway

Chord F. DiscordMarch 30, 2026March 30, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, the one and only Udo Dirkschneider, the former ACCEPT and current U.D.O. and DIRKSCHNEIDER…

Bungie Is Totally Not Going to Abandon You After a Year Like They Always Do with Marathon Support
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Bungie Is Totally Not Going to Abandon You After a Year Like They Always Do with Marathon Support

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 30, 2026March 30, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, Bungie has announced that it will be supporting Marathon for “many years” to come,…

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