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So You Think You Can Queer: A Totally Definitive Guide to Existing
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So You Think You Can Queer: A Totally Definitive Guide to Existing

Chuck B. BallsyMay 16, 2025

OMG! 😱 “Training” alert! Prepare for mandatory rainbows 🌈 and pronoun lessons! Learn how to not offend the easily offended…

Met Gala Doomed: Teens Invade, High Fashion Cries
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Met Gala Doomed: Teens Invade, High Fashion Cries

Chuck B. BallsyMay 15, 2025

OMG! πŸ™„Teens Take The Met! on May 16, 2025, at 4 pm! Middle/High school ID = FREE ticket! Prepare for…

Free Booze Fridays at Domaine ATL (Probably Just Warm Beer, LOL)
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Free Booze Fridays at Domaine ATL (Probably Just Warm Beer, LOL)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 15, 2025

EVERYONE FROM ALL OVER IS INVITED OMG, EVERYONE is invited! πŸ™„ Like, if you’re over 18 (ID REQUIRED, obvi). Text…

Miami Worldcenter: Finally Open, Still In Miami, Free EDM and Questionable Acronyms
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Miami Worldcenter: Finally Open, Still In Miami, Free EDM and Questionable Acronyms

Chuck B. BallsyMay 15, 2025

ALERT!🚨FREE RAVE!🀑 Miami Worldcenter is having a “Grand Opening” (lol). They’re bribing you with ALESSO! (Who?) He’s playing at the…

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Oh Great, Now Even Your Social Media Can Be Written by Robots

Chuck B. BallsyMay 15, 2025

OMG! πŸ™„ Another FREE course: “How to Use ChatGPT to Pretend You’re a Social Media Guru!” πŸ€– Sponsored by ARTI…

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ChatGPT: Finally, a Robot Overlord That Understands My Protractor

Chuck B. BallsyMay 15, 2025

OMG! πŸ™„ Another ChatGPT course? This “advanced” level is POSTPONED to May 30, 2025, 3-5 PM. 😴 2 whole CFP…

Domenico Quaranta & Fabio Cavallucci Declare War on Art (Again)
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Domenico Quaranta & Fabio Cavallucci Declare War on Art (Again)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 15, 2025

**OMG! Art’s having an identity crisis! 🀣 Domenico Quaranta says it’s all about digital stuff like Net Art and NFTs…

UIEPE Palermo’s Super Secret Driving Course (For People Who Can’t Drive Good)
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UIEPE Palermo’s Super Secret Driving Course (For People Who Can’t Drive Good)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 15, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ Exclusive course JUST for UIEPE Palermo users!** “Reparative conduct”? Sounds *thrilling.* Funded by the Ministry of Justice AND…

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Oh, the Joy of Italian Fire Codes: A Bureaucratic Inferno

Chuck B. BallsyMay 15, 2025

OMG! πŸ”₯ After those earth-shattering D.M. 1, 2 & 3 (Sept 2021), did the fire safety world ACTUALLY change? 🀣…

AI Overlords: Bow Down to Your Inevitable Robot Assistants
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AI Overlords: Bow Down to Your Inevitable Robot Assistants

Chuck B. BallsyMay 15, 2025

OMG! AI Skills Lab, a “free” πŸ™„ course by Talent Garden (with Microsoft‘s help!). 6 video pills πŸ’Š (lol), 3…

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