Trump’s MAGA Minions Salute His Venezuela Smackdown Like It’s a WWE Pay-Per-View
Trump’s Venezuela Takedown Sends Leftists into Meltdown — Who Knew ‘America First’ Could Be So Fun? In a move that…
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Producer Behind Zohran Mamdani’s Viral Videos Explains to CNN How Democrats Can Copy His Magic (Spoiler: They’re Still Clueless)
Oh, Look Who’s the Digital Wizard Now? Debbie Saslaw Says the ‘Socialist Squad’ Has a Secret Tech Weapon for 2026…
More House Republicans Suddenly Remember They Wanted to Be Governors After All That Toxic Air
Washington, D.C. – In a stunning turn of events, Republican lawmakers are fleeing the Capitol like rats from a sinking…
SLAYER Band Biography By D.X. Ferris Finally Deafens Your Ears As An Audiobook
Move over, history books and science textbooks—there’s a new educational powerhouse in town, and it’s screaming at you in double-blast-beat…
KREATOR Declares War on American Sleep Schedules With CARCASS in 2026
GERMAN METAL TITANS KREATOR DESCEND UPON AMERICA LIKE A HORDE OF ENRAGED BAVARIAN WEREWOLVES WITH A NEW ALBUM CALLED ‘KRUSHERS…
Splinter Cell Reboot: Sam Fisher’s Back…Again (Hopefully Not Another Disappointment)
Breaking News: Ubisoft Hires Back Guy Who Already Left 🤡 To Direct Splinter Cell Remake! Is This Groundhog Day? In…
Redcoat: From Page to Screen—Because the Book Wasn’t Boring Enough
Oh, for the love of all that is holy, Atlas Entertainment and Ghost Machine 👻 are turning *Redcoat* into a…
MNEMIC Back From The Dead, Claims To Be “Super Excited” (We’ll See About That)
In August 2024, the original lineup of Danish “djent” metal pioneers MNEMIC (yeah, we put “djent” in quotes because let’s…
As I Lay Dying or As I Lay Crying? New Lineup, New Single, Same Old Drama
HAHA! 🤣 Metalcore “mainstays” AS I LAY DYING, the band that makes more comebacks than a boomerang on steroids, is…
Gary Holt Says New EXODUS Album Is ‘Done’ So Prepare for 12 New National Anthems
So, guess what, losers? EXODUS guitarist Gary Holt, the guy who definitely doesn’t regret not being in the “Big Four,”…