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Tag: Exodus

As I Lay Dying or As I Lay Crying? New Lineup, New Single, Same Old Drama
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As I Lay Dying or As I Lay Crying? New Lineup, New Single, Same Old Drama

Chord F. DiscordOctober 8, 2025October 8, 2025

HAHA! 🤣 Metalcore “mainstays” AS I LAY DYING, the band that makes more comebacks than a boomerang on steroids, is…

Gary Holt Says New EXODUS Album Is ‘Done’ So Prepare for 12 New National Anthems
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Gary Holt Says New EXODUS Album Is ‘Done’ So Prepare for 12 New National Anthems

Chord F. DiscordOctober 5, 2025October 5, 2025

So, guess what, losers? EXODUS guitarist Gary Holt, the guy who definitely doesn’t regret not being in the “Big Four,”…

Choo Choo! Prepare for the Most Boring Train Ride of Your Life: A Found Footage “Documentary”
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Choo Choo! Prepare for the Most Boring Train Ride of Your Life: A Found Footage “Documentary”

FinnSeptember 30, 2025September 30, 2025

Trains is supposedly a “found-footage documentary,” which, let’s be honest, just means they couldn’t afford to shoot anything new. 🤣…

KREATOR’s Sami Yli-Sirniö Gushes About ‘Krushers Of The World’ – Prepare for a “New Approach” (Whatever That Means) I Guess
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KREATOR’s Sami Yli-Sirniö Gushes About ‘Krushers Of The World’ – Prepare for a “New Approach” (Whatever That Means) I Guess

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 28, 2025September 28, 2025

OMG! KREATOR, those thrash metal dinosaurs 🦕, are back with another album, “Krushers Of The World”! It’s dropping on January…

Dr. Doom says Bobby needs to be Zoomed out of existence
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Dr. Doom says Bobby needs to be Zoomed out of existence

Big ElephantSeptember 6, 2025September 6, 2025

Another day, another Deep State operative trying to undermine our glorious President Trump! Former Surgeon General Jerome Adams, probably a…

DIE KRUPPS Finally Signs With DEPENDENT RECORDS; New Album Coming When Pigs Fly, Maybe 2026
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DIE KRUPPS Finally Signs With DEPENDENT RECORDS; New Album Coming When Pigs Fly, Maybe 2026

Chord F. DiscordAugust 20, 2025August 20, 2025

DIE KRUPPS, those lovable relics of the industrial age (the FIRST one, not the current dumpster fire), have apparently convinced…

The Cult Announces Tour Dates for North America in October 2025, So Book Your Geriatric Rock Show Tickets Now
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The Cult Announces Tour Dates for North America in October 2025, So Book Your Geriatric Rock Show Tickets Now

Chord F. DiscordJuly 15, 2025July 15, 2025

Oh, sweet baby Satan, THE CULT, those purveyors of slightly-above-average rock anthems for the tragically unhip, are back! 🎉 They’re…

Zetro’s Back, Baby! Hear Him Butcher Songs He’s Never Even Tried Before
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Zetro’s Back, Baby! Hear Him Butcher Songs He’s Never Even Tried Before

Chord F. DiscordJuly 3, 2025July 3, 2025

Folks, get ready for the most epic, most groundbreaking, most Zetro-riffic event of the millennium! 🎤 Steve “Zetro” Souza, the…

ZETRO the Party Pooper: Fired for Being a Debbie Downer in EXODUS, Claims Gary Holt
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ZETRO the Party Pooper: Fired for Being a Debbie Downer in EXODUS, Claims Gary Holt

Chord F. DiscordJune 28, 2025June 28, 2025

So, EXODUS guitarist Gary Holt, bless his little heart, did an interview with some Serbian journalist, Jadranka Janković NeÅ¡ić (who?),…

Watch: GARY HOLT (EXODUS/SLAYER) Teaches Germans How To Play Guitar (Spoiler: They Still Can’t)
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Watch: GARY HOLT (EXODUS/SLAYER) Teaches Germans How To Play Guitar (Spoiler: They Still Can’t)

Chord F. DiscordJune 22, 2025June 22, 2025

OMG! 😱 On June 11, some dude named Gary Holt, who apparently plays guitar for EXODUS (never heard of ’em…

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